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    it's a bit like the first day back at school

    We all know each other, but we feel awkward and don't know what to say.

    So in time honoured tradition, what did you do in your summer holiday?

    I drank a can of vimto, stuck some chicken soup on, and pretended I didn't see the massive pile of cat sick on the lounge floor.

    #2
    it's a bit like the first day back at school

    I got laid.

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      #3
      it's a bit like the first day back at school

      I'm a new boy. I was expelled from my last school.

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        #4
        it's a bit like the first day back at school

        It's not like the first day back at school, it's like a weird dream where you're standing in the middle of Trafalgar Square wearing only your mum's tights. I want to crawl into the cupboard uner the stairs and hide.

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          #5
          it's a bit like the first day back at school

          WornOldMotorbike wrote:
          1 Minute ago
          I got laid.
          Talk about keeping us up to date.

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            #6
            it's a bit like the first day back at school

            I'm still too shy to talk to you EIM so I'm just going to hide behind my fringe and pull my sleeves over my hands.

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              #7
              it's a bit like the first day back at school

              and everyone can see your cock because your mum's tights are see-through and they're not hiding your cock

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                #8
                it's a bit like the first day back at school

                Well, Albert Tatlock.

                Tell us about yourself, then we can decide whether to bully you or let you join our cool gang.

                Your name is a step in the right direction, it has to be said.

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                  #9
                  it's a bit like the first day back at school

                  Thanks Eim. I may be a grumpy pensioner, but I should tell you I am as hard as fookin nails, like.

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                    #10
                    it's a bit like the first day back at school

                    Albert Tatlock? Are you John's brother? Do you shoot sharply?

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                      #11
                      it's a bit like the first day back at school

                      noby wrote:
                      WornOldMotorbike wrote:
                      1 Minute ago
                      I got laid.
                      Talk about keeping us up to date.
                      It won't look so good when someone dredges this thread up in a few years.

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                        #12
                        it's a bit like the first day back at school

                        Do we need a separate thread to figure out who the hell everyone is over here?

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                          #13
                          it's a bit like the first day back at school

                          I'm still me :-)

                          and in my break i went and got a passport photo taken with a view to renewing my passport, but the photo is so appallingly unflattering I've postponed until tomorrow when I will have the time to try a different photo booth..and i trawled the toon for a hotel for the mother in law visit next week :-(...sixty five fucking quid a night is the best I can find :-(

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                            #14
                            it's a bit like the first day back at school

                            I'm a fictional character. Check the Corrie encyclopedia for my siblings.

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                              #15
                              it's a bit like the first day back at school

                              Do we need a separate thread to figure out who the hell everyone is over here?
                              Quite. Who were you before, Antoni Gramsci?

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                                #16
                                it's a bit like the first day back at school

                                Oh Jesus, now the pigeons are trying to peck my cock, because the nylon on my mum's tights has torn and my cock has fallen out, right in the middle of Trafalgar Square.

                                They're not my mum's tights! They're my tights!

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                                  #17
                                  it's a bit like the first day back at school

                                  sweet jesus.

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                                    #18
                                    it's a bit like the first day back at school

                                    Good to know someone else is feeling the trauma as badly as me. Stiff upper, Jason, you'll pull through.

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                                      #19
                                      it's a bit like the first day back at school

                                      It's like the first day of secondary school, having left primary six weeks before: most of the faces are familiar, but the buildings aren't, and a few have been left behind, seemingly forever.

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ginger Yellow View Post
                                        it's a bit like the first day back at school

                                        noby wrote:

                                        It won't look so good when someone dredges this thread up in a few years.
                                        Like now?

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