Fuck Off Mourinho

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Time for Woodward to do the honorable thing and commit Seppuku. I don't mean that figuratively.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ah, I thought Docherty might be one too.

[Patrick Thistle]

I hope they call Sparky

[andrew7610]

so just the 6 months of intense tapping-up of Pochettino to come, then...

[EIM]

Laurent Blanc until the end of the season apparently.

[That Night In Barcelona]

England's most unlikeable club loses an unlikeable manager.

[EIM]

Absolutely deserved for that Liverpool performance. It was horrific. The worst I've ever seen.

[Diable Rouge]

Conte would seem an excellent option.

[That Night In Barcelona]

I would like to see the next manager spend the equivalent of half the national debt on Tottenham's reserve players and the next mediocre thing from the Ajax academy, only to fail to get that vaunted 4th place in the league because the entire tactical system is apparently based around a 15 year full back with injury problems.

[Satchmo Distel]

In the picture above, why is the keeper taking the penalty seriously?

[That Night In Barcelona]

http://www.managerstats.co.uk/clubs/manchester-united/

Third highest win % in Man Utd's history. Have the Glazers acted too soon?

Edit: proof if any needed in that link that Moyes was a superior manager to Van Gaal.

[Gangster Octopus]

In the picture above, why is the keeper taking the penalty seriously?

He wants to keep the ball out?

[3 Colours Red]

Time for Woodward to do the honorable thing and commit Seppuku. I don't mean that figuratively.

But how many Instagram followers does Seppuku have?

[Gangster Octopus]

1-9, with a different number in each square.

[Gangster Octopus]

Currently all seven photo-headlines on the Beeb's website are about Manchester United...

[treibeis]

One of my regulars, who doesn't really follow football outside Germany, suggested that, now Bayern no longer want to sack their manager, Wenger should take over at Manchester United.

[Sporting]

http://www.managerstats.co.uk/clubs/manchester-united/

Third highest win % in Man Utd's history. Have the Glazers acted too soon?

Edit: proof if any needed in that link that Moyes was a superior manager to Van Gaal.

Wrong scale of comparison. The win rate of all top table teams has increased in recent seasons.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Wrong scale of comparison. The win rate of all top table teams has increased in recent seasons.

Yes, because of Managers like Mourinho.

[Big Boobs and FIRE!]

I was in two meetings at work after he'd been sacked.

In both of them the hilarious chair made a joke that if we didn't get it right, there was a manager looking for work who was available immediately.

People who only watch football during the world cup should not be allowed to try and make jokes about it.

PS

How stupid I will look if by the morning, Mourinho has sorted out late trains at Northallerton caused by a speed restriction at Ferryhill due to a waterlogged track bed.

[Nefertiti2]

he won't sort it out, BB&F, but he'll blame you.

[Sean of the Shed]

I was in two meetings at work after he'd been sacked.

In both of them the hilarious chair made a joke that if we didn't get it right, there was a manager looking for work who was available immediately.

People who only watch football during the world cup should not be allowed to try and make jokes about it.

PS

How stupid I will look if by the morning, Mourinho has sorted out late trains at Northallerton caused by a speed restriction at Ferryhill due to a waterlogged track bed.

Mourinho wouldn't be able to solve that. If he was in charge of the railways he'd import the Bullet train then play it out of position on a heritage line.

[EIM]

The Glazers have paid £23m to save £100m in the transfer window.

[caja-dglh]

The Glazers have paid £23m to save £100m in the transfer window.

They wouldn't have spent £100m. Net after selling Pogba to great embarassment it would be maybe £40m. I really think this is partly a Paul or Jose moment and they knew Jose was never going to be the better one to back.

[torres]

You think they'd give us a proper laugh and announce Stevie G as caretaker boss.

[Lang Spoon]

I would love that.