Crimbo (Northern) -a-thon

[Guy Profumo]

Any plans for anything this year?

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

It would be rude not to go to EIM's place. And northern rail will make going to Salford a real adventure for everyone.

[Guy Profumo]

Trams go to Salford now, don't they?

[Gangster Octopus]

How about tram-trains?

[Guy Profumo]

Don't start.

[HORN]

Back in the day I’d have been all over this.

Until I track down ptang i’ll be Crimbo drinking alone. As usual.

[adams house cat]

Don't do anything for Christmas. Tend to stay on my own. I get invited to people's homes but I don't go. Feel like I'm intruding on what should be a family celebration.

Anyway, got some thinking to do this year. I've been approached about a job in another state. Have to decide if I want to move.

[Guy Profumo]

It would be rude not to go to EIM's place. And northern rail will make going to Salford a real adventure for everyone.

Pick a date when he's away on his holidays again though.

[EIM]

It would be rude not to go to EIM's place. And northern rail will make going to Salford a real adventure for everyone.

I'm not in Salford.

[Guy Profumo]

Wasn't that the joke?

[EIM]

How is getting a place wrong a joke?

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Are you not in Salford? My mistake. Whereabouts is your pub?

[Guy Profumo]

Because you used to be in Salford and were always moaning about the transport there?

[EIM]

Because you used to be in Salford and were always moaning about the transport there?

What? No I didn't.

Rogin - Manchester City Centre.

[Guy Profumo]

I'm sure you were caviling about something or other when commuting to your former employer?

[Snake Plissken]

Are you not in Salford? My mistake. Whereabouts is your pub?

Carphone Warehouse?

(Am I doing it right?)

[Furtho]

Hahahaha.

[Del Usory]

So I take it we're not all descending on Manchester is Christmas week to boost the profits of The Circus Tavern?

[Del Usory]

Is?

I hate you more than ever, auto-correct.