Never worn them. Never had cause to. I've no business being on ice or glaciers or mountains or any of that shite these days. However given my propensity to wear Scandi technical gear to football, maybe I'll strap a pair on to my indoor supers for added winter safety when climbing to tier 2, as well as providing a sharp sartorial look for AW18. Course, if I did that, someone would later claim that Scousers had been doing it since 1977 when they played FC Jungfraujoch in the European Cup.
I went up Junfraujoch and experienced something so humiliating it haunted me for years. Looking back it was nothing, but in my youth the very thought of it was enough to make my cheeks burn like a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and tears fill my eyes. What a little soft cunt. The great thing about getting old, though possibly not enough to offset the constant needing a piss and the inability to move my legs for three weeks after mild exercise, is having made a twat of myself so much I very rarely suffer embarrassment. Quite lidderally no shame, pop-pickers.
At the top of the Jungfrau funicular ride we walked through a bit of - what I assume was - the aletsch glacier. I didn't wear crampons though as they had put cardboard on the floor for us so we wouldn't fall over. Good of them.
Crampons, like croutons, also add crunch to salads, bit do not go soggy in soup. Enjoy responsibly.
I went up Junfraujoch and experienced something so humiliating it haunted me for years. Looking back it was nothing, but in my youth the very thought of it was enough to make my cheeks burn like a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and tears fill my eyes. What a little soft cunt. The great thing about getting old, though possibly not enough to offset the constant needing a piss and the inability to move my legs for three weeks after mild exercise, is having made a twat of myself so much I very rarely suffer embarrassment. Quite lidderally no shame, pop-pickers.
At the top of the Jungfrau funicular ride we walked through a bit of - what I assume was - the aletsch glacier. I didn't wear crampons though as they had put cardboard on the floor for us so we wouldn't fall over. Good of them.
Crampons, like croutons, also add crunch to salads, bit do not go soggy in soup. Enjoy responsibly.
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