Your Dragons' Den pitch

[Stumpy Pepys]

Around my neck of the woods, food you can prepare at the dining table—such as fondue or raclette—is very popular.

On the other hand, people are fond of their Doner Kebabs.

So I've combined the two. Ladies and gentlemen, the Minidoner.

[Benjm]

It's a crowded marketplace. Just what is it that makes your vertical rotisserie grill so different, so appealing?

[Stumpy Pepys]

Oh no! I had no idea. Bugger.

[Lang Spoon]

Ach, maybe the silly buggers haven’t patented it. You only have to exceed the marketing nous and economies of scale of an already established product. Piece of piss.

[WOM]

Patented? It's just a record player with heat.

[Lang Spoon]

Aye but... but... fancy liquid fat holder... patent pending.

[Lang Spoon]

For Transdneister and friendly territories only. But it’s a start.

[Jah Womble]

Not sure where it'd (have) be(en) pitched, however - last I heard, Dragons' Den had been axed...

[Stumpy Pepys]

So can someone tell me why I'm never invited to parties with mini doner kebab rotisseries?

[tracteurgarcon]

Car headlights that automatically come on when you put your windscreen wipers on.

[WOM]

Our* headlights come on as soon as you start your car.

*in Canada.