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    Name your Bond film and Bond girl

    At the end of the excellent Smershpod podcast, guests are asked to name their imaginary Bond film and Bond girl. So if it's good enough for them …

    Bond Film: Many Deadly Returns

    Bond Girl: Buffy Helmet

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    Bond Film: Moonraker 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Bond Girl: Fanny Able

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      #3
      Film: ABACUS

      Girl: FOXY VESUVIUS

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        #4
        Bond Film: Last Spy Standing

        Bond Girl: Ophelia Veapon

        Theme Tune Performed By: Flo Rida

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          #5
          Film: Got The Bastard At Last

          Girl: Valerie Solanas. She cuts Bond's throat in the first scene and the rest of the film is just her watching the blood run out of his body.

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            #6
            Bond film: Goldenspy

            Bond girl: Biggi Klit

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              #7
              Bond Film: No More Mr Nice Spy

              Bond Girl: Chanel De Colletage

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                #8
                Bond Film: Never Say You Only Live Twice Again, Goldfinger

                Bond Girl: Topp Heavee

                Theme Tune: Rush ft. Anthrax

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by delicatemoth View Post
                  Film: Got The Bastard At Last

                  Girl: Valerie Solanas. She cuts Bond's throat in the first scene and the rest of the film is just her watching the blood run out of his body.
                  I'd probably watch this, TBF.

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                    #10
                    Bond Film: The Boystown Conspiracy

                    Bond 'Girl': Troy Cockspanker-Thundertwat

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                      #11
                      Bond Film: Early to Bed, Early to Die

                      Bond Girl: Viola Blasen

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                        #12
                        I'm doing away with Sam Mendes and Daniel Craig and getting Aardman to produce the next one.

                        Film: Quantum of Wallace

                        Girl: A French Spy doubling up as a dessert maker called Cherie Trifle

                        Villain: Le Chèvre

                        Theme song to be performed by the Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by delicatemoth View Post
                          Film: Got The Bastard At Last

                          Girl: Valerie Solanas. She cuts Bond's throat in the first scene and the rest of the film is just her watching the blood run out of his body.
                          High five!

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                            #14
                            Can I just say Quantum of Wallace is just brilliant.

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                              #15
                              Film: The Spy Who Knew Too Much

                              Girl: Josephine Knott-Tonight

                              Theme: Doris Day

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by ooh aah View Post
                                Can I just say Quantum of Wallace is just brilliant.
                                I would queue to watch that, Jah. Would Gromit be Q?

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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Various Artist View Post
                                  I would queue to watch that, Jah.
                                  Are you agreeing with yourself in a number of Euro/Germanic languages, or confusing posters?

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                                    #18
                                    Bond Film: He Who Laughs First, Dies Last

                                    Bond Girl: Honor Niece

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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by WOM View Post
                                      Are you agreeing with yourself in a number of Euro/Germanic languages, or confusing posters?
                                      I could've sworn it was Jah who proposed Quantum of Wallace. More fool me, it was Sean of the Sheep.

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                                        #20
                                        Sheep....Shed...whatever...

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                                          #21
                                          Bond Film:You've Never Lived Twice (Until You've Dropped A Satellite Dish On Your Former Colleague)

                                          Bond Girl (Brutally killed for helping Bond): Lady Cynthia Mingeworthy

                                          Bond Girl (Makes it to the end, never to be seen again): Piano Villa

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                                            #22
                                            I don't really have a film or a girl yet, but another question at the end of the podcast is "Who would you want to be Bond next", and for that I would like to nominate Dizzee Rascal.

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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sean of the Shed View Post
                                              I'm doing away with Sam Mendes and Daniel Craig and getting Aardman to produce the next one.

                                              Film: Quantum of Wallace

                                              Girl: A French Spy doubling up as a dessert maker called Cherie Trifle

                                              Villain: Le Chèvre

                                              Theme song to be performed by the Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band
                                              Someone get Nick Park and Peter Lord on the phone!

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                                                #24
                                                Unfortunately Wallace died with Peter Sallis but it's a great idea, kudos!

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                                                  #25
                                                  The bloke of the Plusnet adverts can take over.

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