Common words or phrases that immediately make you think of other words, because of so

[Pérou Flaquettes]

Nice one Gero, I'll try it with my MIL, I don't mind shocking her, bien au contraire.

[matt j]

Any TV show or movie dialogue (or any overheard reference) to 'private eye' gets an immediate clap clap.

[Kevin S]

Classic FM play The Liberty Bell March every morning just before 8 a.m. I am compelled to blow a raspberry at the appropriate moment.

[pedant] Every Friday morning. [/pedant]

[Eggchaser]

Christ, where is my life disappearing to if Friday comes round that quickly?

[Hot Pepsi]

“Tell me…”

Why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

[Gangster Octopus]

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

[Evariste Euler Gauss]

A bit of a stretch, but whenever I hear the word "Buckwheat", I mentally hear it as a terse instruction, followed by ".... befehl ich dir, wende dein Antlitz ab von mir!"

[Hot Pepsi]

BTW, it appears to now be impossible to start a new thread. I just keep getting the 403 error.