To feel a bit more connected, I'm going to launch a few threads that I know I can contribute to.
We've done this before, but it's been a while.
Here are a few for me. They're so automatic, that I often have to mutter it out loud just to get the thought out of my head.
For example, whenever anyone says "That's great," I immediately think "it starts with an earth-quake, birds and snakes and airplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid..."
Others:
1) "My advice..." to you is to start drinking heavily.
2) "Now, now..." let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
3) Any reference to "Britons" Who are the Britons? We are all Britons, and I am your king! And how'd you get that then...
4) Any reference to people being "individuals..." I'm not.
5) Any reference to "crossroads..." Fell down on my knees.
6) "I think this situation..." Absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
7) Whenever somebody introduces themselves by just saying their name and shaking hands I expect them to say "Damn glad to meet you." (do you see a pattern here?)
8) Any sentence that starts with "Take the.." I want to end with "skinheads bowling, take them bowling."
Am I the only one with these automatic synaptic links?
We've done this before, but it's been a while.
Here are a few for me. They're so automatic, that I often have to mutter it out loud just to get the thought out of my head.
For example, whenever anyone says "That's great," I immediately think "it starts with an earth-quake, birds and snakes and airplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid..."
Others:
1) "My advice..." to you is to start drinking heavily.
2) "Now, now..." let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
3) Any reference to "Britons" Who are the Britons? We are all Britons, and I am your king! And how'd you get that then...
4) Any reference to people being "individuals..." I'm not.
5) Any reference to "crossroads..." Fell down on my knees.
6) "I think this situation..." Absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
7) Whenever somebody introduces themselves by just saying their name and shaking hands I expect them to say "Damn glad to meet you." (do you see a pattern here?)
8) Any sentence that starts with "Take the.." I want to end with "skinheads bowling, take them bowling."
Am I the only one with these automatic synaptic links?
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