Happy New Year

[Uncle Ethan]

All the best everyone. Thirty minutes to go here in Perth but we'll be at the beach then. Wife's weird idea.

[Guy Profumo]

But how dare you wish us Happy New Year before we've had it here!

[Femme Folle]

Happy New Year, UE and everyone else who has already crossed over.

[E10 Rifle]

Happy new year all

[Snake Plissken]

Happy New Year, all. If 2018 does not give you what you want, may it at least give you what you need.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Happy New Year.

May the new year spawn a spate of life's bastards being disembowelled by rabid badgers. Come on Meles Meles, you know they're coming for you eventually.

[Benjm]

Happy New Year, everyone.

On a number of fronts, 2018 won't have to bust too much of a gut to count as an improvement on its predecessor.

[G-Man]

We were going to go to the beach and watch the fireworks. It's raining. No beach for us.

Happy New Year, y'all.

[WOM]

We just went for our pre-dinner walk in the snow. It's around -18 and windy, so we lasted maybe 15 minutes. Happy New Year to you all.

[linus]

Dinner at 5pm WOM? I just finished lunch... Forecast low of -28C tonight, will have to have a warm beverage before venturing outside.

Bonne et heureuse année tout le monde!

[Toby Gymshorts]

Happy new ears!

[hobbes]

Happy new year. And fuck you 2017.

[nmrfox]

Happy New Year to one and all.

[Sits]

We slept through the lot in our usual festive way. Thankfully it was 2018 anyway, when we woke up.

Happy New Year everyone, let's Make Years Great Again.

[Me Old Flower]

Happy New Year from Finland.

[Muukalainen]

Yeah, and Happy New Year from just down the road from MOF.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Drinking Chimay Bleu out of the wrong glass, because British pubs just don't get it.

[San Bernardhinault]

Happy New Year, all you people who've already had it.

I know it's never fashionable to say it during this season, but I really quite enjoyed 2017. Let's keep it going.

[Sean of the Shed]

Happy New Year everyone, and if you think it's too late for 2017 to get any shitter then you probably haven't seen that Ed cunting Sheeran is on Jools Holland' Hootenanny tonight.

[treibeis]

I just had a barney with The Lady I Walked To The Registry Office With in a restaurant, which ended up with her fucking off between the starter and the main course. The thing that pissed me off wasn't the barney - we've had much, much better rows than the one we just had - but the fact that I had to pay for a main course that she didn't fucking eat, the cow.

I offered it to the couple on the next table, who helped themselves to the croquettes and green beans, but left the fish alone.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Was it a row over your boring shoes? I bet it was a row over your boring shoes.

[Toby Gymshorts]

(Of course if this was a row about something of substance then ignore that)

[Sean of the Shed]

Fair to say if it was a row about something of substance then personally I wouldn't be sharing with us fuckers.

[WOM]

I've been married almost 20 years. It's really rarely something of substance.

[treibeis]

Was it a row over your boring shoes? I bet it was a row over your boring shoes.

Ah, well, you see, I was still in my working togs, the footwear of which is definitely not boring. Steel toecaps are not boring.

The row was about whether Joe Corrigan, when in his prime, weighed more than 16 stone or not.*

* That's not actually true, but the barney itself was about nothing of import.