Paranoia.

[Gerontophile]

Well, this isn't going to end, well.

I am losing my memory. All the stuff that I 'save' online, is different. All the things that I 'youtube', are now different versions.

I mean this. The Charlotte Church "Back To Scratch" is now the live version, and much as I love that, I like the ball version... but that is now nowhere to be seen. (OK, I can find it, but, it used to be right there.)

Oh, and my Conchita Wurst (always the semi final) has gone missing. It's now the 'official' version. My "Last Train To Transcentral" is all over the place. (Fuck you, we ARE the Mu-Mus). BUT, Tammy is nowhere to be found.

How is this, acceptable? You are trying to change my memories.

Yes, really.

[Gerontophile]

Now that I see this thread, I realise "FUCKING HELL", and also, "Meet me at the place where 'The Doors of Perception" was written.

And now that I typed that, I realise that Timothy Leary was complcit, man!

And now that I typed that, I realise that I am complicit, man, or oman, or future-gender, to be decded: you pick the vowel. I can't believe Ityped that.

Someone is trying to steal my memories. Yes, I am stoned, but, no, not for a second am I THAT stoned.

Yeah, I am that stoned. But, I am telling the troof.

[Gerontophile]

ah well. What does a little more typing do for the ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I am not fucking paranoid. It's the little things that matter. (I just put on Justin Cant STOP, and it is not the same version. )

[Gerontophile]

Yeah, it's not you, it's me.

I just realised what happened: I turned my reality off, and, now on YOUTUBE, I get no birds, when I say 4-0 to Hull, and Tammy is unavailable when I want to board the Las...

Yeah, it might be me. When I want Tammy, I do not ask for Las Ketchup. (Are they about to make me pay?)

[Gerontophile]

Fucking hell: legal weed is good.

(Still telling the truth)

[Gerontophile]

Ah! I see.

"The massive bong, which you imbibed, earlier, has fuck all to do with your paranoia?"

Yeah, no. No-one is going to read this. I can't find NOMAD. It all depends on Tammy, and know this: no-one liked her then. x

[Gerontophile]

Yeah. I feel so much better.

The same girl from "Hey Music Lover", is in "Last Train To Transcentral".

For no apparent reason, I am vindi ated.With adjunctive spelling. Or not. Maybe lan... no, probably a bit of metal, yeah, isn't it? yeah... not really going to be an idea, which is staoling your mothers heart, is it, yeah

[Gerontophile]

Fair enough. You know me, I am probably really stoned. Will you know me from the digital version of me? Oh and there was a doublespace. Without a comma.

[Gerontophile]

I know who the Killers are.

I never liked them, and they are on my playlist,

Well, somebody told me, those passion killers were from Vegas. Look on the Mr Brightside...

Sorry about this. I will delete this shit.

[Gerontophile]

Anyway.

Sorry, x

[Gerontophile]

My fault: mullered.

I forgot.

[Gerontophile]

yeah, well.

Celtic v Rangers in a minute.

(I had to literally type H E Y space M... and then the rest of the fucking letters. for HEY MUSIC LOVER. FOR FUCK SAKE. I may have inadvertently cleared some sort of cache. And then probably peed on, or near, some... ok.

REALLY not happy about the S-express, thing.)

[Gerontophile]

I apologise for this thread.

I am legal weeded.

But, the first 3 or 4 posts are still true.

[ursus arctos]

The New Year’s Old Firm match will do that to a man.

Be well, G.

[HORN]

Talking of paranoia, I keep glancing at my recent contribution to the 93 Posters thread. You bastards are doing it deliberately.

[Benjm]

It's a fair cop, guv.

The Killers are quite pally with New Order (having taken their name from an NO video). They are not worthy.

[Femme Folle]

Ha!

[Gerontophile]

That was some fucking good gear.

All well, and apologies.

Telling the truth about Youtube. I also noticed a lot of "Best of Russian Car Crashes" which have never interested me.

[Toby Gymshorts]

I don't know why you're apologising for your stream-of-consciousness nonsense; Hunter S Thompson never apologised. I mean, there's a school of thought that says he definitely should have, but as far as I know he was never on OTF.

Never change, Gero.

[Sits]

All is good Ger and I hope you enjoyed it. As for the Russian car crashes I think anyone who enjoys posting or viewing those has a major problem.

And on that note, Happy New Year.

[Gerontophile]

Talking of car crashes, I should probably go to football...