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    Dembele Does Hugh Dallas
    Bellend Road
    Sporting Lesbian

    The latter already exists in a different context https://www.clubwebsite.com/sporting...04/142170/Home

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    Deepdale Throat
    West Clam Lappers, Vols 12-27 (with a nod to Bill Hicks)

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      #3
      The Devil In Cliff Jones

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        #4
        50 Shades of Demarai Gray

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          #5
          Little Oral Annie Road End

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            #6
            Damian Green Rovers

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              #7
              Lee Dixon - Night Nurse

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                #8
                Eyes Wide Shutt

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                  #9
                  Seaman Box Patrol

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                    #10
                    Van Basten Bangers

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                      #11
                      Ben Mee Dover.

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                        #12
                        Tight Ass Bramble.

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                          #13
                          Butt Keane

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                            #14
                            Swallower Athletic
                            Raith Ravers
                            Seaman Keen
                            Ben Dover Athletic

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                              #15
                              Pokewell

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                                #16
                                Jon Newsome girls are bigger than others

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                                  #17
                                  Richie Small Wood and David Good Willie in 'Little and Large go SUPERSONIC'

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                                    #18
                                    Scunthorpe 1 Arsenal 1 - The DP Semi
                                    Tight Bumstead
                                    Damien Fluffer
                                    Samasi Aboukkake
                                    Jimmy Rimmer

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                                      #19
                                      Borussia Munching Carpet (a nod to the legendary UCD Superleague)

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                                        #20
                                        Behind the Robert Green Door

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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by seand View Post
                                          Borussia Munching Carpet (a nod to the legendary UCD Superleague)
                                          It's long been my dream to open a rug shop called Carpet München. Along with a hairdresser called Mein Hair.

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                                            #22
                                            'Prems' League special:

                                            Tottenham Hot-spurt
                                            Arse/anal
                                            Men United
                                            Nuke-arsehole
                                            Mouth/hampton

                                            (Jesus wept, how old am I..?)

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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ad hoc View Post
                                              Jon Newsome girls are bigger than others
                                              Keep Morrissey out of this - he's disgusting!

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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Stumpy Pepys View Post
                                                It's long been my dream to open a rug shop called Carpet München. Along with a hairdresser called Mein Hair.
                                                We'll have to organise some sort of partnership with my new Israeli dairy business Cheeses of Nazareth

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                                                  #25
                                                  Anything by Seymour Nicky Butts

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