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    The latter already exists in a different context https://www.clubwebsite.com/sporting...04/142170/Home

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    Richie Small Wood and David Good Willie in 'Little and Large go SUPERSONIC'

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    Borussia Munching Carpet (a nod to the legendary UCD Superleague)

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    Quote Originally Posted by seand View Post
    Borussia Munching Carpet (a nod to the legendary UCD Superleague)
    It's long been my dream to open a rug shop called Carpet München. Along with a hairdresser called Mein Hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ad hoc View Post
    Jon Newsome girls are bigger than others
    Keep Morrissey out of this - he's disgusting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy Pepys View Post
    It's long been my dream to open a rug shop called Carpet München. Along with a hairdresser called Mein Hair.
    We'll have to organise some sort of partnership with my new Israeli dairy business Cheeses of Nazareth

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