Of course Fox News is a nauseating parade of the despicable. Sean Hannity would get fired from Der Stürmer for being too dishonest and too racist and generally lacking integrity. He's the kind of person who makes the most devout atheist believe in the concept of hell because the idea of Hannity not having to suffer the whole range of mortifications into eternity is just too painful to contemplate. But, to be honest, I wouldn't mind if our side had somebody as shamelessly intellectually dishonest as Hannity to spout forth persuasive and if necessary dishonest propaganda to "the base". All we have, alas, is annoying dweebs with stupid glasses (the übersmug Neal Brannan on the Daily Show makes me want to become a fascist). I envy Fox their Hannity.
The Fox people I really despise are the cunts on "FOX and Friends". The anchor is the improbably named Steve Doocy, who clearly was styled after Wynne Duffy in Justified, just nastier and less honest.
Next to Doocy, whose parents evidently were failed cartoon characters, there'll be some interchangeable blonde who invariably is more intelligent than her male sidekicks, but no less bigoted for it -- except on issues of sexual exploitation, which is something Democratic funders partake in, but never the men of Fox news. For all her superior intelligence, her role is to look like she is permanently sighing in exasperation, and make it look like it's not in reaction to the stupidity of the assholes next to her.
And to the right there's a sullen fuck named Brian Kilmeade. Doocy and Kilmeade look like that really despicable duo of bullies you knew at school. Doocy would do the nasty verbals and small acts of violence, knowing he'd get away with it because Mom and Pop are friends with the principal. When questioned about his bullying, he'd feign outrage and respond, "Who, me?", blame whoever else and continue on his merry way of terror.
And if you objected to Doocy's fuckfaced evilwittery -- or compare him to Wynne Duffy --the dead-eyed Kilmeade would do the heavy lifting in communicating in persuasive and decidely non-verbal terms that you better like being bullied or else....
Admittedly, almost all I know of Fox News is based on The Daily Show and programmes like it, but these two fuckers and the likes of Hannity and Bill O'Weinstein are a stain on Ireland's contribution to the world.
Which Fox fuck do you hate the most?
The Fox people I really despise are the cunts on "FOX and Friends". The anchor is the improbably named Steve Doocy, who clearly was styled after Wynne Duffy in Justified, just nastier and less honest.
Next to Doocy, whose parents evidently were failed cartoon characters, there'll be some interchangeable blonde who invariably is more intelligent than her male sidekicks, but no less bigoted for it -- except on issues of sexual exploitation, which is something Democratic funders partake in, but never the men of Fox news. For all her superior intelligence, her role is to look like she is permanently sighing in exasperation, and make it look like it's not in reaction to the stupidity of the assholes next to her.
And to the right there's a sullen fuck named Brian Kilmeade. Doocy and Kilmeade look like that really despicable duo of bullies you knew at school. Doocy would do the nasty verbals and small acts of violence, knowing he'd get away with it because Mom and Pop are friends with the principal. When questioned about his bullying, he'd feign outrage and respond, "Who, me?", blame whoever else and continue on his merry way of terror.
And if you objected to Doocy's fuckfaced evilwittery -- or compare him to Wynne Duffy --the dead-eyed Kilmeade would do the heavy lifting in communicating in persuasive and decidely non-verbal terms that you better like being bullied or else....
Admittedly, almost all I know of Fox News is based on The Daily Show and programmes like it, but these two fuckers and the likes of Hannity and Bill O'Weinstein are a stain on Ireland's contribution to the world.
Which Fox fuck do you hate the most?
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