Sexual Harassment at Westminster

[Gangster Octopus]

David Davis protects Damian Green. Could they both go? That'd be very funny...

[Sean of the Shed]

Yeah, I think the entire continent would be a happier place if Green took Davis down with him. To be honest I'm surprised at Davis nailing his colours to Green's mast at this point. Even if, like the Foreign Secretary, he isn't scared of what May might do, he's not making himself very palatable to the next incumbent in charge of the party if May loses the leadership.

[Tubby Isaacs]

David Davis protects Damian Green. Could they both go? That'd be very funny...

"Sorry, Mr Barnier, can you give us a bit of extra time? The boss has walked out in solidarity with a colleague sacked for looking at porn. You know how it is".

[E10 Rifle]

Imagine if Green's workplace wanks derailed Brexit. That'd be a metaphor swallowing itself

[Tubby Isaacs]

That's not a bad metaphor of your own there.

[Benjm]

Davis naturally admires traditional British spunk but, as befits a man with his legendary attention to detail, doesn't own a dictionary.

[E10 Rifle]

That's not a bad metaphor of your own there.

As a consenting adult, I knew what I was doing with it. A bit of declaration bowling, wide and short outside off-stump in the hope it can be swatted away with a target-setting gag.

[Tubby Isaacs]

As long as you don't ram it down our throats.

[E10 Rifle]

The chin music comes later

[MsD]

According to the BBC, "Mr Davis has thrown a "protective cloak" around the First Secretary of State". We all know what he'll be doing under that.

[E10 Rifle]

The potential for a long hard night of wanking gags is limitless.

And our Great British love of smut and innuendo is one thing the joyless Brussels Eurocrats will no longer be able to deny us now we've Taken Back Control. With a firm yet trembling grip

[Gerontophile]

The potential for a long hard night of wanking gags is limitless.

And our Great British love of smut and innuendo is one thing the joyless Brussels Eurocrats will no longer be able to deny us now we've Taken Back Control. With a firm yet trembling grip

So besotten by his own prose, he forgets to finish it off* prope

*First time round, I missed an 'f'.

[Snake Plissken]

Davis is so looking for an excuse to quit his job. A release, as it were. It's all a bit of a sticky situation.

[Nefertiti2]

This piece about the context of the Green allegations is astonishing

[ursus arctos]

A tangled web indeed

[Tubby Isaacs]

Davis is so looking for an excuse to quit his job. A release, as it were. It's all a bit of a sticky situation.

He'd get his "My Travails with Craven Civil Servants and Irrational Foreigners" book out before Hilarious Boris.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The chin music comes later

Ooh, that's good.

[E10 Rifle]

Damien Green stuff should be on here really

[MsD]

Eeurgh.

[Lang Spoon]

I hope he washed his hands after. But nah, probably micro spoodge on his mouse and keyboard, his desk, the walls, the hallway, into the bar and/or canteen... pity whoever cleaned his office bins. Or who had to walk into the smell of purple mushroom after one of his tugs.