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    #51
    Christ, you've been through the wars. Is the hernia manageable, will it heal, do you need to take meds for it?

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      #52
      I've got one next week, follow-up after one 3 years ago that was Ok at the time but awful the rest of the day.

      though the 'overnight' fluid to empty you routine has been replaced with a one hour before setting off enema, so i should at least get some sleep.

      One piece of advice- DO fart/don't be reticent or hold it in. I wasn't consciously doing so, but by the time i got home i had severe stomach cramps and was shivering on the sofa all day

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        #53
        I've just read that sorbitol is also forbidden. Considering I'm addicted to nicotine chewing gum, this is going to be a pretty miserable 48 hours all round.

        Still, minor problems as yet, compared to what Hobbes is going through.

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          #54
          So this isn't about Stefan Raab making a doco about treibeis?

          Good luck to all having troubles down there. Eat more fibre.

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            #55
            A friend of mine had a cystoscopy on Tuesday, thankfully everything is all clear but as he said " I wouldn't wish it on a Shamrock Rovers fan " which says it all,three days later he's still sore.
            If you don't know what it is think Joey in Friends "are you crazy,nothing is going up!"

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              #56
              Christ, you've been through the wars. Is the hernia manageable, will it heal, do you need to take meds for it?
              Ah it's nothing really. Happens a lot to older chaps. I'm just unlucky to get it early. Doesn't need treatment apart from shedding some weight. The worst bit is the acid reflux, but that's not all that often.
              For a fat, lazy, middle aged bloke who likes a drink I'm doing OK.
              All stemmed from some chest pains I got a few weeks before my redundancy date. I was worried they might be serious given my old man died at 42 after a triple bypass at 37
              The CT scan was inconclusive artery-wise but showed up some suspect nodules and a thickening in the old food chute.
              So at that point it could have been heart disease, cancer, or various other bad stuff.
              So the hernia was a bit of a relief really. Apparently that can give you chest pains sometimes. As can anxiety about losing your job.
              Anyway they still wanted to do the angiogram to be sure (God bless the NHS!)
              Turns out that my arteries are fine. You could eat your dinner off them. I take after my mother after all.
              Long story short, I'm probably not about to keel over any time soon.
              Last edited by hobbes; 12-10-2018, 14:45.

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                #57
                Best of luck Logan. And hobbes although I've now got a strange vision of trying to eat off someone's arteries.

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                  #58
                  Cystoscopy is something i dearly hope none of you ever has to do...it's just wrong (and in my case utterly needless it turned out...)

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                    #59
                    That sounds terrible.

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                      #60
                      Well, I had my colonoscopy last Monday. They found a couple of polyps, one of which was pretty huge.

                      I've had bloody poo for years. I know I'm an idiot. I know I should have done something about it much earlier. But a combination of depression, and working a constant 60 hours a week to cope with a post divorce mortgage and 2 studying daughters somehow got in the way. That and the fact that I've always felt indestructible and reliable.

                      Obviously it was impossible to get the doctor to commit immediately post op, but he did explain at length what would happen if the the polyp was found to be malignant.

                      Since Monday I've had no blood, and a lovely reminder of how it is to have normal bowels. But, to be honest, and to use an unfortunate expression, I'm shitting myself. They are going to ring me on Monday with the result.

                      I've got no family here. My finances are still in a mess and I have no energy left for a fight. I'm just glad I'm working all weekend to keep my mind of this until Monday.

                      I don't want to be a drama queen. I'm just venting here after a long day and a bottle of wine. I don't really want to worry anyone in my family until I get the results.

                      For all I know, Monday night could be one of best nights I've had in years.

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                        #61
                        Best of luck, Logan.

                        We will all be thinking of you.

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                          #62
                          Good luck on Monday, LM. Vent all you want, this place is brilliant for that.

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                            #63
                            Yes, best of luck, Logan.

                            The seven year old trapped in my 47 year old body is entertained by talk of "venting" on threads about colonoscopies.

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                              #64
                              Yes good luck Logan.

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                                #65
                                I suppose the real message is that if you have doubts, get yourself tested. I always like to think I'm reasonably intelligent and aware, but I didn't do it.

                                Thank god I live in a country that obligatoraly test at 55 instead of at 60 or not at all.

                                It's very easy to get in the habit of not asking for help. I don't think I've asked anyone for help with anything at all since I got divorced 9 years ago. You get used to being depended upon.

                                I've always loved otf for being a place to quietly absorb proper advice.

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                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Logan Mountstuart View Post
                                  I suppose the real message is that if you have doubts, get yourself tested.
                                  This.

                                  Wednesday evening I got a text from one of my friends "Can I ask you some questions about colon cancer?"
                                  She'd felt that something was wrong for a while now and had scheduled a colonoscopy last year, but in the event didn't go because she couldn't find anyone to take her (or, more accurately, nobody she felt comfortable enough to ask could at the time, but I think that was a pretty short list (maybe even only 1 person)). She finally went in last Friday.

                                  Hopefully yours turns out not to be malignant, Logan.

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                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by hobbes View Post
                                    That sounds terrible.
                                    It isn't as bad as it sounds. I speak from experience as of last week. Turns out it is much easier to shove things up your willy than I had ever imagined.

                                    Following discover some blood oozing out of the old man's single eye, I took myself of to the doctors'. None of this fifteen months waiting to see if it clears up itself. So now I've had two gentlemen shove their fingers up my butthole, one of whom followed it up with a cotton bud up the urethra, and the other preferred to deploy a camera to have a look in my bladder.

                                    The cotton bud was the least pleasant, but none of it was anywhere near as bad as I had been anticipating. Don't let fear hold you back.

                                    Worst part of the whole thing was reading the report from the specialist who described my genitalia as 'unremarkable'

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                                      #68
                                      An update. Having said they would ring me with the results on Monday, they finally rang at 1645, and I've got the all clear. It's such a relief.

                                      I think I've learnt my lesson. I never want to go through a week like this again. Any doubts about anything, get yourself tested people.

                                      Like I said, I've been pooing blood for years and did nothing about it. Everything says that the longer polyps are left untreated the more chance they have of becoming malignant. Its why I was so worried.

                                      So tonight, I don't think even I could be unhappy. And I'm going to enjoy my new found, perfectly functioning bowels.

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                                        #69
                                        Great news!

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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Logan Mountstuart View Post
                                          An update. Having said they would ring me with the results on Monday, they finally rang at 1645, and I've got the all clear. It's such a relief.
                                          That's great news, Logan

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                                            #71
                                            Happy to read that, Logan.

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                                              #72
                                              Yep. Bottoms up to Logan's arse.

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                                                #73
                                                Have a great evening and a great shit!

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                                                  #74
                                                  The best arse related news of the day

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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by treibeis View Post
                                                    Yep. Bottoms up to Logan's arse.
                                                    Seconded...

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