#COYS - the Tottenham Hotspur thread

[Bernie Hipster]

Come on you....
Spurs are on their way to Wembley
Tottenham's going to do it again
They can't stop 'em
The boys from Tottenham
The boys from White Hart Lane!

Well we'll be going plenty of times this season, I think spurs are standing on the precipice of greatness with the football tactics genius that is Mauricio Pochettino at the helm, an astute, youthful manager that could win some serious silverware at the club. the quite brilliant attacking triumvirate of Kane-Alli-Eriksen and the most the underrated defensive midfielder in the game right now Eric Dier. Not to mention the best GK in the world. Players want to be at Spurs. They want to enjoy their football in an environment that not only encourages their talent, but benefits them as a person. They've got a manager that is passionate about helping them to succeed to play with order, focus and resilience, his celebrations at full-time painting a wonderful picture for us fans. #COYS

Okay, sure people will harp on about our Wembley-phobia but it was John Lennon who pithily remarked: "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans....."

[ad hoc]

Imp, I reckon.

[Jah Womble]

It's about time we won something but, in terms of the PL, this is limbo-season as far as I'm concerned. Get that new stadium up...

Anyway, sorry - what was the question?

[Logan Mountstuart]

Matador Man?

[Ray de Galles]

Imp, I reckon.

Unless wingco is back?

[sw2borshch]

Intelligent enough to do it quite well, daft enough to do it at all.

[Ray de Galles]

Just seen the rest of his posts, first full frontal hoaxer attack we’ve had in a while.

[Ray de Galles]

Matador Man?

Eh, come again?

[Logan Mountstuart]

We had an invasion about 15 years ago from another board which had gone offline for maintenance. The general line was hey if you think we're nuts and crazy wait 'til you meet Matador Man!!!!

We eventually did. His posts generally involved rhyming couplets with the words "Matador Man'" in there somewhere. Impressive.

At least this guy is true to his username. Hipster. Plagiarising.

[Satchmo Distel]

But all he's parodying here is blandness of mainstream football media whereas wingco always found the inner nutter in the Arsenal and Liverpool parodies.

[Patrick Thistle]

Nah he's not a proper hipster. A real hipster wouldn't go all premier league. But then hipster is a style these days I guess.

[Amor de Cosmos]

My money's on Tactical Genius

[Lang Spoon]

EIM?

[EIM]

No way.

[Lang Spoon]

Aye, would expect better than that pish.

[Patrick Thistle]

Maybe roryfsmith has got his GCSEs now

[Toby Gymshorts]

I doubt that very much.

[Patrick Thistle]

Who was the guy who used to post fucking screeds of obvious drivel? I remember one about how Roberto Martinez was the replacement for Moyes at Everton, which every halfwit in the country was saying at the time. Can't find the thread now.

[Lang Spoon]

Whoever he is, I’d say he’s closer to Centrist Dad age than a millennial bairn. Judging by the threads he’s started or contributed to, is it some hack/crank looking for someone to take the bait so the world forum can hilariously be called an extremist den of vipers?

[Snake Plissken]

Not unless he's working on behalf of the Australian media.

[Lang Spoon]

Aha! No wonder he has such trouble with using London public transport.

[Patrick Thistle]

His unremitting love for Uber does add weight to his hipster claims

[Sits]

I think he works at my office.

[Bernie Hipster]

haha listen to these Gooners

[Sits]

Last time I looked it said Reading on my profile. Lucky me.