Douchebag revival thread

[steveeeeeeeee]

I've just come across this picture:



It has to be a wind up, doesn't it?

[evilC]

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No - that was one of the others on that thread.

I dread to think what other horrors might have occurred later on that evening.

[steveeeeeeeee]

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Ah, must've missed that post. The runner up to the most orange douchbag is quite startling too:

[WOM]

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I've just come across this picture:

Give it a quick wipe before it dries.

[EIM]

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[Guest]

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WornOldMotorbike wrote:

Give it a quick wipe before it dries.

That's what they should have done.

[jason voorhees]

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It has to be a wind up, doesn't it?

Take a vacation to the Italian sections of Queens, Bensonhurst, or Staten Island, and you'll have your answer.

[evilC]

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jason voorhees wrote:

It has to be a wind up, doesn't it?

Take a vacation to the Italian sections of Queens, Bensonhurst, or Staten Island, and you'll have your answer.

I'd heard about this cultural phenomenon, but I still don't quite understand how it started. Was it perhaps started by the 'muscleman' types who would spend all day working out at those 'beach gyms' in Florida, California and the like? I assume the resultant tan would be a side-effect of the quest for (ridiculous) buffness.

[Guest]

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So what's the resultant pout a side effect of?

[ursus arctos]

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Alternatively, just "go down the Shore".

And "Italian-American", please. You've got to be at least one generation removed from the Mezzogiorno (and more likely two or three) before you think that look works.

[evilC]

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noby wrote:

So what's the resultant pout a side effect of?

Misguided vanity and astounding stupidity.

[Kowalski]

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It's spreading.

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

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[evilC]

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I can't find a pic of Gazza with hair extensions on the web. Anyone got one? I seem to remember he might have had a bit of a tan at the time. Could be my mmory deceiving me, though.

[My Name Is Ian]

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A quick Google image search for "Gazza hair extensions" brings up this , which is, I feel, somehow appropriate.

[ursus arctos]

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The latest in "douchebag culture".

Preparation H .

Yes, that Preparation H.

"“This shit” is Preparation H – yes, that Preparation H – and increasing numbers of local young men like Mr. Minichiello are using it for purposes other than the treatment of hemorrhoids.

“The way you use it,” said Mr. Minichiello, “is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club. It makes you look fucking ripped.”"

[treibeis]

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Werder Bremen's Tim Wiese's been at it for years.

[David Agnew]

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The Leader of Team Gorgeous, no less.

[Lucia Lanigan]

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Fuck me, is that what James Murphy's been up to since Sound of Silver?!

[Stumpy Pepys]

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"“This shit” is Preparation H – yes, that Preparation H – and increasing numbers of local young men like Mr. Minichiello are using it for purposes other than the treatment of hemorrhoids.

A photographer told me years ago that it's used to get rid of bags and dark circles under the eyes of models.

[Ginger Yellow]

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Hot chicks and douchebags have feelings too!

[evilC]

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Ginger Yellow wrote:

Hot chicks and douchebags have feelings too!

Of course - he'd never been called a douchebag before!

Christ!

Douchebag!

[G-Man]

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Surely this is the godfather -- hell, the pope -- of tan douchbaggery:

[Incandenza]

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Douchebag solidarity:

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

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So is there a big difference mocking these blokes, and doing it to Spearmint Rhino of this board as he passes you on the street?