Burn down the dairy!

[Guy Profumo]

Panic on the streets of London:

https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/...-london-091917

[Gangster Octopus]

Who cares? British cheese is best anyway.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Right, but there's only enough of it for ten people.

[G-Man]

Ugh, it so isn't. I mean, there are some decent English cheeses, but there are few I'd make it a point of seeking out. I made that mistake with Wensleydale, on the recommendation of Wallace in Wallace & Gromit. What a disappointment that dull cheese was.

[jwdd27]

Even as a proud adopted Yorkshireman, I'd concede that Lancashire cheese is better than Wensleydale. And Caerphilly too.

I once stayed in a B&B in Wensley, the village which gave the dale its name. It used to be an important place (hence the naming), but didn't do too well out of bubonic plague in the 16th century, as everybody died, which left Leyburn, Askrigg and Hawes to fight for Wensleydale supremacy. Outlines of plague pits are still visible in the valley going down to the River Ure. We had a good time.

[ad hoc]

Fuck cheese. It's all shit (literally it's all sajt)

[Gangster Octopus]

Least surprising post ever...

[Jah Womble]

Cheese is grate.

[Sean of the Shed]

Ugh, it so isn't. I mean, there are some decent English cheeses, but there are few I'd make it a point of seeking out. I made that mistake with Wensleydale, on the recommendation of Wallace in Wallace & Gromit. What a disappointment that dull cheese was.

Always check the expression on the dog's face before following any of Wallace's recommendations.

[beak]

I'm incredibly disappointed that the thread isn't called "fromage affray".

[linus]

I thought it was going to be about this