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I recently discovered that I'm too old to be a member of the NYPD's scuba team. I'm also too unfit. In fact, I was probably never fit enough. Maybe when I was 22.
Somehow I just thought that sounded like a cool job so I looked them up on the web. Not that I thought I would go do it. I was just curious. But its demoralizing anyway.
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Originally posted by Gerontophile View PostDon't fancy a "back, crack and sack" then?
I always thought it would be ok to do something that just removed all hair, but I think not having eyebrows would look weird.
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You know you're getting old when your niece starts school, as mine did today.
Not helped by the fact that a) she's the spitting image of my sister, or b) she's going to the same school as me and my siblings did, so seeing my niece in the same uni as my wee sis is giving me mid-80s flashbacks...
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When as a referee you come out of your changing room in your warm-up gear, then one of the players looks at you and says, "Are you the opposition? I reckon we might win today!"
Cheeky cunt, although I did burst out laughing. And was even gentleman enough after his team lost 0-5 not to go up to him and say, "You lot were so shite I reckon I might have beaten you today."
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My grand-daughter starts school in 3 weeks. She will attend the same school as my daughter, who has already dressed her in her new uniform and, as near as possible, replicated the ‘first day of school’ photos that we took in our garden some 21 years ago. The resemblance is remarkable.
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Originally posted by jdsx View PostChrist in a few weeks I'll be nearer 80 than 30. What a bloody depressing thought for a Sunday morning....
Hey ho, at least Gerontophile will be along soon...
No, jdsx, you're safe enough. I don't 'do' Thistle fans. They're worse than bisexuals. (Insert evil smiley thing �� here.)
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Am I getting some sort of reputation on here?
Gerontophile, earlierLast edited by Toby Gymshorts; 20-08-2017, 17:39.
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Fuck sake Toby, give us some warning with the funnies. That's me almost had a wee leak while on the chuckles previous (Natalie Merchant), now I had the unpleasant sensation of laughing and swallowing a bit of baguette at the same time.
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