The all-encompassing TV thread.

[longeared]

Wolves number 5 is a right fouling shit.

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

Hang on - Christian Benteke has scored for Palace away at Leicester. 0-1.

[tee rex]

Doomed Palace having fun.

Ndidi off.

[elguapo4]

Martin Atkinson not popular in Leicester right now, two big decisions against them in a minute, both correct, and he's just bottled a blatant penalty to palace, so he got one wrong

[Mr Beast]

Zaha's play acting has reached epidemic proportions.

[Satchmo Distel]

I have a feeling that Newcastle and Spurs could earn draws at Arsenal and Man City respectively. City's run must end sometime.

[ursus arctos]

Inter gotta Inter

[elguapo4]

When Ndidi was sent off earlier the commentator told us that he was the first premier league player to be sent off on his birthday for two years, that's the sort of random factoid that makes paying my Sky bill such a pleasure

[Toby Gymshorts]

Spurs' steadfast commitment to playing out from the back might be admirable, but sometimes you just have to boot it up the pitch to relieve the pressure.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

The Moyesiah is on a roll. Today he went to Stoke and fucked up Hughesie. I'd like to think that when the Moyesiah wins a game, he goes home and dresses up as the fonz and has an alcohol free beer.

there's something that I don't really understand about the premier League. If you gently trace the contours of your opponents face with a loving finger, you'll get sent off. But Nicolas ottamendi can run up behind harry Kane, and kick him in the head, and just get a booking. I mean he could see Kane. He was right in front of him, he could see that he was going to nod the ball and he just booted him in the face. You're supposed to get sent off for that.

That's not meant to be a dig at man city btw. This sort of thing happens all the time. It's practically impossible to get sent off in a game like this.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

now kane gets a yellow card for a really awful foul on sterling.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Graham poll says that kane tackle looks worse in slow motion, but that at full speed it lacks the intensity. which basically means that unless the ref hears the bone break then a straight leg lunge that puts a full set of studs on an opponents calf isn't really all that bad.

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

Dele Ali - very lucky to get only a yellow there.

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

Oof

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Even graham poll thought that was a red card.

[Gerontophile]

He's getting a 3 match ban for that, red card or not.

*Or because he was booked, they can't go back and use video evidence?

[Ray de Galles]

Only one eye on the Man City v Spurs game as I’m watching the rugby but I presume from that second goal that the visiting keeper was sent off and an outfield player has had to don the gloves?

[Nefertiti2]

Both Kane and Alli have inherited the England player cloaks of invisibility which once belonged to Alan Shearer and Wayne Rooney. And Sterling makes it 4. Imagine if Spurs had been down to 10, or 9...

[ale]

Craig Pawson to claim he didnt want to be exposed as the man who cost Spurs the title.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Just saw the video of Dele Alli's latest piece of shithousing. Urgh.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

If sterling had actually dummied, rather than miss the ball that would have been the goal of the season.

[Ray de Galles]

Just saw the video of Dele Alli's latest piece of shithousing. Urgh.

Has the horrible, petulant little cunt still never received a league/domestic red card?

[Toby Gymshorts]

Don't believe so, no. His petulance will catch up with him one day.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Even graham poll thought that was a red card.

Or at least a third yellow.

[Satchmo Distel]

Don't believe so, no. His petulance will catch up with him one day.

Isn't he too big a risk to throw into a World Cup game? He's a Beckham/Rooney sending off waiting to happen.