The all-encompassing TV thread.

[Levin]

God, this Napoli shirt is far too dark and Nice are, unnecessarily, wearing an awful change kit.

[Satchmo Distel]

Nice miss a golden chance but Napoli well on top.

[Levin]

Oh yeah the football. Nice have not deserved the (now two) good chances they've had.

[Gerontophile]

Sinclair makes it 2-0 after a lucky break and a nice finish. Half-time.

[Lang Spoon]

And that should be that so. He said, hexing it big time.

[Gerontophile]

Celtic have had one shot on target. 2-0.

[Corieltauvian]

Nice's defence is all over the shop. And yet they could easily be level. I'm enjoying this one.

[Satchmo Distel]

Keeper could have saved the Sinclair shot. Some cracking goals in the HT round-up such as Rijeka at Pireaus (Olympiakos).

[Gerontophile]

Liking this Nt'cham chap. Relaxed on the ball, and keeps it simple.

Sinclair makes it 3-0. Two possible head injuries earlier in the play, ref plays on. Excellently timed pass from Griffiths.

[Satchmo Distel]

Napoli absolutely dominant yet still only one goal.

[ursus arctos]

If they don't get at least one more, they are going to go out in France.

[Gerontophile]

Shitov gets booked for obvious reasons.

[Gerontophile]

Astana will not end this with 11 men.

[ursus arctos]

And Nice gift them a penalty on a brain dead challenge

2-0

[Levin]

Ok, I don't care who wins but Napoli are beginning to annoy me now. Why can't they just score?

[Gerontophile]

Forrest makes it 4-0. Lovely move: great pass from N'tcham to Griffiths who sees Forrests run, and its the 3rd goal scored across the goalkeeper.

[Levin]

Two red cards at the same(ish) time for Nice. I can't imagine it'll make much difference if Napoli can't finish.

[Gerontophile]

Griffiths makes it 5, and again across the keepers body.

A twat comes on to hug him, and hopefully gets wheeched off to a bit of a kicking because UEFA fine.

[Lang Spoon]

Stewards and most ground staff at Parkhead are outsourced minimum (not even Scottish "living" wage no?) I wouldn't do that job for 40 quid an hour, let alone risk my neck preventing nyaffs and wideos invade the pitch.

[elguapo4]

jesus, Astana are muck, how did they get this far, must've been one handy draw they got

[Gerontophile]

First half hour, Celtic looked nervous. After that, we were fine.

Might even qualify...

[Patrick Thistle]

Saw the last 15 mins of the Spanish Super Cup last night. Ramos has got a proper wanker's haircut now. Ronaldo was doing a JT and had his shirt on at the end despite being suspended.

It's impossible to actually like Real as an impartial observer, isn't it?

[Gerontophile]

18 minutes gone in the Bundesliga, and Bayern are 2-0 up at home to Leverkusen.

[Levin]

Aw man. Simple badges really do can look good on shirts. Metz has a cross of Lorraine. Well nearly just has that, as there is either a sponsor or competition logo just above it.

Edit: It's tricky isn't it? Too simple and it can look cliparty, a certain amount of complication may help it look 'designed'. Oh and it's 0-0 against Monaco. I was tempted by the bundesliga but Bayern is just a bit too one sided.

[ursus arctos]

Not this?