The all-encompassing TV thread.

[Janik]

Good job Celtic scored the away goal/didn't concede any at home. Otherwise they would really be in trouble.

PSG's loss to Barcelona last year was the biggest turnaround in European competition history, wasn't it? I remember QPR losing from 6-2 after the first leg back in the 80s, but that included away goals for (IIRC) Partizan Belgrade. Barceolona had none such, just like Astana currently.

[Antepli Ejderha]

I think I'll start with the Nice versus Napoli match tonight. BT sport have got all of the game on tonight. Sneijder and Balotelli both start for Nice so something could happen.

[Lang Spoon]

Were Celtic pony tonight? Certainly looks like an argument for buying a CB as well as a striker if they want to last past Christmas.

[Gerontophile]

Not really pony, no. First half they were good. 2nd half they were rank up until the 75th minute.

I had to go out for the sake of my blood pressure.

[ursus arctos]

Handonovic (the 39 year old cousin of Inter's keeper) with a great save in injury time to preserve Maribor's place in the group stages.

Olympiakos, Napoli, and Sevilla also advance.

[Lang Spoon]

Excellent, I have a strange quiet burning hatred for Schneider.

[Wouter D]

Excellent, I have a strange quiet burning hatred for Schneider.

Who?

[Lang Spoon]

Oh aye. Apologies for the de-Dutchifying of Our Wesley.

[Kevin S]

Or maybe he's still subconsciously pissed at how Schneider gave Santiago Solari slightly too much space in the 2002 Champions League final, leading indirectly to one of the greatest goals of all time?

[Various Artist]

Hmm, subconsciously pissed... *hic*

[jwdd27]

Or maybe he's still subconsciously pissed at how Schneider gave Santiago Solari slightly too much space in the 2002 Champions League final, leading indirectly to one of the greatest goals of all time?

Keeper should have done better.

[Satchmo Distel]

Not if you watch it in real time. It flies in and few would have expected Zidane to even connect let alone exert that much power on it.

[Gerontophile]

Liverpool 1 up after 10 minutes. Can.

[ursus arctos]

Sporting score in Bucharest against not Steaua, who are still called Steaua by Fox

[Toby Gymshorts]

2-0 up thanks to a true poacher's goal by Salah. Going quite well at this point.

[Gerontophile]

2-0. Salah.

[Lang Spoon]

Hallewulah!

[Toby Gymshorts]

Fucking HELL.

[Lang Spoon]

Fuck salah ruined my shit Krautrock gag.

[Gerontophile]

Have Liverpool signed Viv Richards? 3-0 Can.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Emre Can is on a hat trick.

Let that sink in.

[Lang Spoon]

These are truly the End Times.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Aaaaand shite defending comes back to haunt them. Really, Lovren? Really?

[Lang Spoon]

Fuck sake Lovren. Fuck sake Moreno. Don't ever change you fucking useless fannies. So much for a relaxing evening watching a stroll to the group stage.

[Wouter D]

So much for a relaxing evening watching a stroll to the group stage.

Only three more unanswered Hoffenheim goals and Liverpool are out!

I realize that this is some famous last words stuff, but I reckon they'll be fine.