The all-encompassing TV thread.

[Jah Womble]

Even I'm starting to think some of our players must have charmed lives.

As soon as they leave, however...

[Ray de Galles]

That was never a red, but still...

It was a second yellow, no? I don't even think the challenge was worthy of that, to be honest.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Was it? I wasn't paying attention.

[Ray de Galles]

Yeah, two bookings in a minute.

Having seen the second one in the half time highlights it's not even a foul and just a horrendous dive from Calvert-Lewin.

[Jah Womble]

It didn't look like much, no - but if you back into an opponent, you're asking for trouble, basically.

[Ray de Galles]

Players back in to each other dozens of times in a game, it only results in trouble if one of them dives.

[Ray de Galles]

And now Man City players are diving at every opportunity to even things up or get a penalty.

[SouthdownRebel]

Impressive hang time from Aguero on that dive

[SouthdownRebel]

That's been coming for some time. Slightly confused by Koeman's decision to remove a defender.

[Ray de Galles]

Lovely cushioned header from Holgate for the assist on that goal.

[Jah Womble]

Players back in to each other dozens of times in a game, it only results in trouble if one of them dives.

In a situation like that one, attempting to balk an opposing attacker as Walker did is inviting opportunity for that opponent to go down. Fairly obviously. I don't like play-acting either, but, you know, don't be making it easier.

City have levelled it now anyway. In goals and players.

[SouthdownRebel]

Well Everton were struggling with a man advantage. It's going to be a long final five minutes.

[Ray de Galles]

That was a pretty humdrum game of football even before you factor in that the two sides have spent north of £400m so far this summer.

[Levin]

Yeah, two bookings in a minute.

Having seen the second one in the half time highlights it's not even a foul and just a horrendous dive from Calvert-Lewin.

My emphasis.

Well that caused me a second of confusion before I reread it.

[Ray de Galles]

Eh? Come again?

[Wouter D]

Eh? Come again?

OTF dynamic duo dive.

[Gerontophile]

Astana take the lead against the run of play with a deflected shot.

Let the nailbiting commence. Although Celtic are playing pretty well.

[Gerontophile]

Sinclair equalises with a peach. 1-1.

Celtic have had about 4 good chances, and the tall Astana keeper is a total flapper.

[Jah Womble]

Celtic rather amusingly have conceded twice in the first few moments of the second half. Astana now needing four to progress.

[Antepli Ejderha]

Celtic despite being all but through have pressed the panic button.

[Gerontophile]

DON'T PANIC!

[Gerontophile]

OK. NOW panic. 4-1.

[Jah Womble]

I have no real beef with Celtic, but this is very entertaining...

[Antepli Ejderha]

Astana still need three in the last 15. They've missed a few chances as well.

[Jah Womble]

...and Celtic needed that for sure.