Hilda Ogden's Nut Gone Flake

[Satchmo Distel]

Insert the names of real celebs or fictional characters into song or album titles

John Selwyn Ummagumma

Dark Side of the Keith Moon

She's Leaving Alec Douglas Home

[longeared]

Move Over Alistair Darling
Rockin' Robin Cook

[Toby Gymshorts]

Clockwork Dave Angels
With Mike Love and Squalor

[Various Artist]

Metal Mickey Mouse

(2 for 1, in a way)

[Sits]

Geoffrey Howe Can I Be Sure?
Piper at the Gates of Dawn French
Night on Bear Grylls Mountain
Shane Long, Long, Long
River Phoenix Deep, Mountain High

[Satchmo Distel]

With My Little Stick of Blackpool Chris Rock
Peaches Geldof
Good Morning Leon Brittan
Johnny Marr He's Making Eyes At Me
Another Girl Another Janet Planet
Liam Fox On The Run
Plileas Fogg On The Tyne
There's A Guy Works Down The Chipshop Swears He's Elvis Costello
Peter O'Toole Drunk To Fuck

[ad hoc]

Barry White Christmas
Rabbi Lionel Blue Suede Shoes
Jim Love Will Tear Us Apart

[Snake Plissken]

William Perseverance
Mary Tyler Moore Human Than Human
Electric Patrick Head
John Hurt

[irony towers]

Pump Up the Jamelia
You're Al Gorgeous
George Weah is the Love
Jerusalemmy
Hey Joe Pasquale
Nana Mouskouri David Haye David Haye Laszlo Kiss Him Goodbye

[Satchmo Distel]

Darius Howe Soon Is Now
This Is A John Lowe
Joe Pass The Dutchie
Maggie Philbin Tim May
Be My Bedi
Viv Richards Albertine
Duckworth Rock
Poison Ivy Tilsley

[Satchmo Distel]

Smokie - Who the Fuck Is Alistair Darling?
Ronettes - Da Doo Ron Noades

[Duncan Gardner]

Creedence Clearwater Revival Knievel
Bayounce Country
Willy and the Poor Joseph Beuys
Green Joan Rivers
Amor de Cosmos Factory
Marine Le Pendulum
Mardi Pellow Gras

[irony towers]

Call Me Theresa Maybe

[delicatemoth]

Step Up To The Mike Gove

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

Piper at the Gates of Dawn French

And indeed, Billie Piper at the Gates of Dawn

[Toby Gymshorts]

Thirdly, Piper at the Bill Gates of Dawn.

[ad hoc]

Piper Atdhe Nuhiu Gates of Dawn?

[Crusoe]

Rod Hull of Kintyre
This Is Not A Jogi Löw Song
La Isla Peter Bonetti

[Crusoe]

Reading the sports news today...

"No way to control it
It's totally autoMatić"

[Toby Gymshorts]

"....whenever Shaw's around....."

[The Inner Light]

Look what you Bertie mee done too me

[The Inner Light]

I of course meant look what you done to Bertie mee. Oh and telegram Sam snead

[The Inner Light]

Rivers of Babylonnnie Donegan. By Wilfred boney m

[Gerontophile]

Nightflight To Venus Williams.

[Satchmo Distel]

Billie Jean King Tubby Meets The Rockers Uptown