VA, have you got any news on the merger in the Brythonnic?
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Originally posted by SouthdownRebel View PostWell, I've got AA-S's run of 22 games and counting without a goal to keep me entertained before I worry about cheating. As the eminent Dr would say, "it's a science experiment". My other teams are faring slightly better.
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Originally posted by Antepli Ejderha View PostDidn't realise things had got so bad for you SDR. Zeugmaspor and the Zeugmabus have managed seven games without a goal.
Originally posted by Sits View PostOoh, is Kev back?
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Originally posted by Antepli Ejderha View PostNice to see you on the thread Kevchenko, you'll always be welcome back whenever you want.
I've also had a look at that Fenerbahçe team, the average age of the team means they can't do too much damage but it stinks.
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I've looked at their official team, as before it's easier to spot dodginess there.
And I'm not sure. They buy and sell a lot, just like Cheating Fenerbahce. They sell some players for huge mark-ups, just like Cheating Fenerbahce. But I couldn't see much in the way of patterns in the buying teams unlike CF. Apart from 2 high value sales to a team called Team Schneider who haven't bought anyone else in that time. Otherwise the buying teams looked pretty legit. It may be that they are genuinely very good at spotting undervalued players. Or they may be better at hiding their tracks than CF.
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Fair-minded of you Etienne to look at the alternative explanation, though indeed they may simply have slightly more nous than people who've been caught previously, and realised that if you try to do that kind of thing in the official leagues then you leave a very obvious trail – so chose to just using the private leagues' market, where there's no record of which players have gone where.
It hadn't even struck me until then that this person's teams are all called 'Fenerbahçe', just like the infamous one caught cheating in the Xpert Zone was. Surely they wouldn't be that obvious... would they? Their other PL team, also of that name, was taken over at the same time as the XZ one and has a very similar Players Out page – around 52 sold for (multi-)millions each in the last five months.
Looking at a few of their recent official-leagues transfers they're fairly clearly finding underevals, given they're selling them on at a skillbar higher after just over a month and a mere couple of appearances. So maybe it is just some preternatural ability to sniff these players out.
If it's all legit though I'm struggling to see how this works with all the players who are say 33/13s or thereabouts, as I can't see how one farms underevals of that age given that development has basically fizzled out by then. In particular I'm struggling to work out what their masterplan is for the players they've just spunked 7m on in the XZ with barely a fortnight left in the season.
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Originally posted by Antepli Ejderha View PostVA, have you got any news on the merger in the Brythonnic?
Hopefully it will all go smoothly. Mind, he messaged me a few days ago to suggest changing the league to a 1:2 system so no-one had to go through the "agonising" climb up from the Sixth or Seventh Division. I replied saying I don't want to rip up the whole structure of the league people have been carefully climbing up through for several seasons already – and also pointed out why I prefer 1:1 since most teams will have a promotion or relegation fight to think about when it's 3-up, 3-down in divisions of 10. In a 1:2:4 arrangement of 70 teams, even if I increase relegation to 4/10 per division there's only 2/10 promotion places, hence there's a good chance somewhere between 20-30 of the 40 teams in the bottom tier (or around 30-40% of the league in other words) will have nothing to play for for the greater part of each season.
He hasn't written back yet.
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Originally posted by Various Artist View Post"Not Bothered Buzzards", Sean – is that the near-opposite of Go Ahead Eagles, do I surmise? Hadn't seen the new name, I thought you were simply going to shift the Muffintime franchise.
I had toyed with keeping the TSG Muffintime theme, but in the end I felt a new start deserved a new idea. The kit is orange as, in theory, it is a Dutch club in the same way as GAE are.
The only thing I didn't do was run the new name past fucking Brownknight to see if that cunt approved of the idea.
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Märkische Mädels DV report:
*unusedPos Name Age Skill DV GK Darlene Irvine 33 12 10 GK Bellini Fresi 32 8 2 * GK Suzanne Mattern 20 3 3 * D May Habib 32 9 4 * D Kathrin Dröge 23 10 15 D Sophie Hipp 22 10 14 D Yvonne Dawkins 21 8 17 MF Elna Boustedt 34 9 5 * MF Hannelore Türr 30 1 2 *# MF Wilma Marshfield 25 10 16 MF Elisabete Fialho 25 10 16 MF Kathrine Leitner 25 11 14 MF Vibeke Kusch 24 11 16 F Maggie Longmuir 34 11 8 F Silvia Reinhardt 31 1 2 *# F Sabine Zeyer 24 10 16 F Louise Sindelar 24 10 14 F Steffi Hardt 22 9 15
#retiring
We may need a replacement goalkeeper soon, and Maggie's DV worries me. She played every single minute this season, but this might not be enough to prevent skill drops and retirements. Nevertheless, the young ones are coming of age, so we're looking forward to a long stint in the top flight.
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Empire State Humans (HLC3) update:
Spend all season unexpectedly chasing promotion. Four points clear of fourth place with two to play... and my only goalie gets a long term injury. The transfer window is closed. I have no Versatile players.
Penultimate game, against Red Devilettes ahead of me in second, who is challenging for the title. We somehow get a draw, so now we're two points ahead of Supreme Ladies with one to play.
That last game is against...Supreme Ladies, at home. Lost 3-1 with a long term injury to a key midfielder.
I know this is all down to my flying too close to the wind with a small squad, and I got what I deserved, but really.
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Congratulations SDR on Hammerpot WFC taking their first Human League Heavy Trophy. Great win after a fantastic stoush with Etienne's Suffragette City going for three in a row. Apologies to Etienne for potentially throwing a spanner in the works by appointing a manager to his zombified opponents. Fortunately I got away with it.
Sean I remember Brownknight as a verbose and slightly sensitive flybynight to the Human League, but what's your reference?
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In the Xpert Ladies Scribble yesterday, BK queried what on earth some bloke from Staffordshire was doing running a team themed around a mythical Indonesian queen. i think he was genuinely just curious, not having a go, but Sean's initial response perhaps assumed the latter and so was a bit forthright. It's all blown over now, apologies all round and we're all best of friends there once more. Sean's even struck up a conversation about travel in SE Asia with Stunami, whom you might recall is one of the worst antagonists in the eternal Xpert Ladies sexism debate.
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Originally posted by Various Artist View PostIn the Xpert Ladies Scribble yesterday, BK queried what on earth some bloke from Staffordshire was doing running a team themed around a mythical Indonesian queen. i think he was genuinely just curious, not having a go, but Sean's initial response perhaps assumed the latter and so was a bit forthright. It's all blown over now, apologies all round and we're all best of friends there once more. Sean's even struck up a conversation about travel in SE Asia with Stunami, whom you might recall is one of the worst antagonists in the eternal Xpert Ladies sexism debate.
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Tinypic is playing up today, so I will spare you the screenshot and tell you that Les Sangliers' DVs are very much a mixed bag, with too many 14s amongst the younger players.
Meanwhile, fuck off X11:
Aires Roma has been contacted by people in Hollywood who have heard of his fabulous play-acting on the pitch. They are convinced he has a brilliant future as an actor and have invited the player to Universal Studios for an audition and he will therefore be away for a few days.
So he has an X next to him and cannot play the next two games. and there are only three left. Now, Noirs de Bigorre are already relegated, and it would have been far worse when we were challengers. But he's our best player, Maybe Sheffield FC and Paris St Germain got one too. Oh, he also doesn't have Actor/Cheat, although he is a Cock.
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Märkische Mädels change report:
*unusedPos Name Age Skill DV +/- GK Darlene Irvine 33 12 10 GK Bellini Fresi 32 8 2 - * GK Suzanne Mattern 20 3 3 - * D May Habib 32 9 4 - *# D Kathrin Dröge 23 10 15 + D Sophie Hipp 22 10 14 + D Yvonne Dawkins 21 8 17 + MF Elna Boustedt 34 9 5 - *# MF Wilma Marshfield 25 10 16 + MF Elisabete Fialho 25 10 16 + MF Kathrine Leitner 25 11 14 MF Vibeke Kusch 24 11 16 + F Maggie Longmuir 34 11 8 F Sabine Zeyer 24 10 16 + F Louise Sindelar 24 10 14 F Steffi Hardt 22 9 15 +
#retiring
No doubles. Still quite content with that.
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Just wanted to write my first time in the new forum, looks good.n I do not want to write about the change report of Chapelizod Hornets in The Human League, to be honest I am a bit disappointed.
When I checked out my next opponent in the third round in the Major League Cup I came across his last cup game. I have seen 7-0 or 8-0 wins, but this is the first time I have seen a team scoring 9 goals in one game.
http://xperteleven.com/cupGameDetail...GameID=2804734
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Bastards. I've only ever seen it once before, Joe, but of course I was hoping while watching my Ultimate League Cup games last Friday and today – we won both 8-0 but couldn't find that ninth goal... Still, a 16-0 aggregate win is a new club record.
Got automatically sacked from Sandringham Park Rovers overnight, having not been keeping up with X11 for a couple of days, not watched Wednesday's last match of the Human League season and forgotten to buy more quota before the season update. Had to pay through the nose for more quota to get the team back this evening. No screengrab to post, naturally, but DV was pretty rubbish so nothing to write home about from the Change Report.
Incidentally, Sits, I found TinyPic was playing up all the time the other week – so gave up on it and started an Imgur account instead.
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