Keeping Mino Raiola above the breadline - 2017 summer transfer window

[Ray de Galles]

Keeping Mino Raiola above the breadline - 2017 summer transfer window

I'd love to know the content of Costa's "jokey reply" that prompted Conte's response.

[Crusoe]

You can keep your Costas and Moratas, we've signed Dan Gardner.

[Sean of the Shed]

Not Duncan Gardner?

[Crusoe]

Not unless he's a creative midfielder formerly with Chesterfield. But you never know.

[Gangster Octopus]

We have signed Darren Potter and Michael Ihiekwe so far. I've heard of neither; but that's barely new for me...

[longeared]

Potter had a couple of seasons at Wednesday a while back, he was utter fucking shite.

[Gangster Octopus]

Sounds about right for us...

[Crusoe]

Since Gianluigi isn't extending his contract at AC Milan I'm getting ready to deploy Donnarunner at the first sign of a transfer.

[Crusoe]

Everton have signed Klaassen for £23.5m. Is he any good? (he says, imagining his fantasy league lineup for next season)

[Thierry Ennui]

Potter's nickname when he was at Wednesday was 'The Crab', which gives you an idea of how he plays.

[David Agnew]

Ipswich are about to sign Joe Garner from Rangers for £1million. Which is about the same amount of money that McCarthy's been allowed to spend on players in his previous four and a half years at the club.

[3 Colours Red]

We've sold Curtis Tilt to Blackpool - the revolving door gets set to go into full spin again.

[Crusoe]

Full Tilt, surely.

[AMMS]

Ipswich are about to sign Joe Garner from Rangers for £1million. Which is about the same amount of money that McCarthy's been allowed to spend on players in his previous four and a half years at the club.

I've never seen a player so intent on getting booked in every match he plays as Garner. He's a hard working player, quite popular with the support because of that, but not exactly prolific. Play to his strengths and you've got a bargain.

[Felicity, I guess so]

Everton have signed Klaassen for £23.5m. Is he any good? (he says, imagining his fantasy league lineup for next season)

I hear he's a Klaass act



(Sorry, I'm too excited to be finally on here)

[3 Colours Red]

Full Tilt, surely.

If a door tilts, it's probably broken. Mind you, that sums up our transfer policy rather well.

[Diable Rouge]

Ronaldo begins three months of batting his lashes at Mourinho, before receiving a 50% pay hike.

[Lang Spoon]

He's up for tax evasion too isn't he? Might be time to consider the charms of a more strong and stable tax shelter for the season after next.

[caja-dglh]

Mooy money, Mooy problems. This whole thing is rather absurd.

[Sean of the Shed]

Potter's nickname when he was at Wednesday was 'The Crab', which gives you an idea of how he plays.

He was a bit nippy?

[Toby Gymshorts]

No, he's embarrassing and makes you itch.

[Crusoe]

A bit shellfish with the ball.

[Third rate Leszno]

Darren Potter's career highlight could've been coming on as a sub in Liverpool's last 16 game with Bayer Leverkusen in their 2005 Champions League winning season. He's still shite, though.

[Lang Spoon]

He's Irish isn't he? Jesus, think Brian Kerr/The most dreary droning total Louth Bastard in the world might even have capped him.

[Third rate Leszno]

He's Irish isn't he? Jesus, think Brian Kerr/The most dreary droning total Louth Bastard in the world might even have capped him.

Five caps!

Anyway, I won't hear a word said against Brian Kerr, he gave my Mrs a whole heap of free shit (replica shirts, pin badges, pennants, books) when we wandered into a Faroe Islands training session through an open gate and got talking to him.