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    #26
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    Gerontophile wrote: Oh FUCK. Justin has no chance. Lin-Manuel is up for the Oscar with the Moana song. Bollocks.
    Eh! My grand-daughter can sing that faultlessly all the way through — and does... all too frequently. To her it's Jailhouse Rock, She Loves You, Anarchy In The UK, And Smells Like Teen Spirit rolled into one. Diss it at your peril.

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      #27
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      Viola Davis wins Best Supporting Actress.

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        #28
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        Amor de Cosmos wrote:
        Originally posted by Gerontophile
        Oh FUCK. Justin has no chance. Lin-Manuel is up for the Oscar with the Moana song. Bollocks.
        Eh! My grand-daughter can sing that faultlessly all the way through — and does... all too frequently. To her it's Jailhouse Rock, She Loves You, Anarchy In The UK, And Smells Like Teen Spirit rolled into one. Diss it at your peril.
        I thought the 16 year old singer was excellent, and the song was ok.

        I said bollocks because it has a better chance than Mr Timberlake.

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          #29
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          There's been a few ads on for something called "When We Rise", which looks as if it's going to be an *alphabet soup thing with lots of tears. Starting tomorrow night.

          *LGBTQI+

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            #30
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            There is a tour bus, currently touring Hollywood, which is about to be diverted into this theatre, where there may be some heart attacks. Or, it could be a pointless time-filler with a chance to condescend to some normal humans. I'm torn...

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              #31
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              It's official! Shirley Maclaine is still alive.

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                #32
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                The Iranian guy won the Best Foreign Film "The Salesman".

                He is not there to collect it. There is a "fuck you" speech to Trumpet, well received.

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                  #33
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                  Sting sings. Time to start smoking.

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                    #34
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                    Excellent. It's a fucking dirge.

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                      #35
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                      It feels weird that Aardman aren't in the best animated short.

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                        #36
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                        Zootopia wins best Animated Feature.

                        I haven't seen it, but I saw a trailer in the cinema (with the sloths) and laughed my nuts off.

                        Gael Garcia Bernal gets a huge cheer for saying he is against a wall. Not literally, but in the near future, who knows?

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                          #37
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                          La La Land wins one for production design. It's a long walk from the back.

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                            #38
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                            Oh Christ. The normals have been allowed in.

                            And what a delightful cross section of society they are.

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                              #39
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                              I thought they were actors at first, but no. And there is at least one guy who is drunk.

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                                #40
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                                That was actually a lot more fun that it sounded, watching the slebs get very uncomfortable having to shake hands and give selfies.

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                                  #41
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                                  And all they do is take fucking selfies!

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                                    #42
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                                    Some of them were not as surprised as they should have been. Or, if like me, they were forced to go on a Hollywood tour, might be extremely off their faces.

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                                      #43
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                                      On fucking Judgement Day I can see those bozos "You St Peter? Can just have a picture? You and me... up against the Pearly Gates? Just one...

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                                        #44
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                                        https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/836054821954289668

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                                          #45
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                                          Another true word spoken in jest. Brilliant.

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                                            #46
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                                            Kimmel is livetweeting to Donald Trump.

                                            #MerylSaysHi

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                                              #47
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                                              Why does Leslie Mann annoy the shit out of me? (Rhetorical)

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                                                #48
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                                                Matt Damon advertises Stella Artois.

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                                                  #49
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                                                  John Legend has TWO songs.

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                                                    #50
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                                                    Justin Timberlake will do well to come 4th.

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