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    #51
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    This is running very late.

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      #52
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      Samuel Jackson comes on, and they play the theme to Pulp Fiction. After 23 years?

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        #53
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        La La Land wins best score. If it hadn't, it wasn't winning anything else.

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          #54
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          City of Stars wins Best Original Song.

          Bastard. The first name spoken was Justin... I punched the air.

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            #55
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            Jennifer Aniston almost broke down there doing the intro to best dead person of the year.

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              #56
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              OOO A drama about Bette Davis and Joan Crawford.

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                #57
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                Excellent pisstake of Matt Damon. (An ongoing thing on the Kimmel TV show)

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                  #58
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                  Amy Adams effortlessly wins best boobies of the evening.

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                    #59
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                    La La Land wins Best Director.

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                      #60
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                      Casey Affleck wins Best Actor.

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                        #61
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                        Emma Stone wins Best Actress.

                        And big props to her: she wore a Planned Parenthood badge.

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                          #62
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                          La La Land wins Best Picture.

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                            #63
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                            So, not a runaway success, but [strike]7[/strike] 6 is still pretty greedy.

                            A reasonable night, currently 40 minutes over, and ticking.

                            Thank fuck it's over. I'm off to watch Arrival.

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                              #64
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                              OH FOR FUCK SAKE. MOONLIGHT WON BEST PICTURE.

                              CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS.

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                                #65
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                                Warren Beatty got given the wrong envelope. And it said Emma Stone La La Land, which is why he took so long to say the winner.

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                                  #66
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                                  I can't wait for 45's tweets about this.

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                                    #67
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                                    Some wag on twitter: Well it looks as if Bonnie & Clyde pulled off one last heist.

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                                      #68
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                                      That was hilariously embarrassing, or vice versa. I'm surprised it hasn't happened before (or maybe it has?)

                                      Anyway, glad for Moonlight, well deserved. Sorry Hell or High Water didn't win something, it deserved best screenplay at least.

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                                        #69
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                                        Hell or High Water was probably my favourite film of the nine nominated. Sad it didn't win anything. It deserves more visibility.

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                                          #70
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                                          As it happens, Huffington Post had an article last Thursday about what would happen if a presenter read the wrong name.

                                          What would happen if an erroneous winner is announced during the telecast? Maybe a presenter reads a name from the teleprompter instead of the envelope (which Palance supposedly did), or maybe someone decides to coronate their own winner.

                                          PwC has protocol should such a glitch occur. Heading into Oscar night, only two people know the winners list: Brian Cullinan and Martha Ruiz, who supervise the counting procedures. They’re the briefcase holders who walk the red carpet every year and often appear at some point during the show.

                                          The tally involves enough “redundancies” to ensure accuracy, as does the stuffing of the envelopes. “It’s him checking me and me checking him, and we do it multiple times against each other to make sure that when we leave and are ultimately handing the envelopes to someone, we’re very confident they’re getting the right envelopes and the contents in them are accurate,” Ruiz said.

                                          Throughout the telecast, Cullinan and Ruiz are stationed on opposite sides backstage. The duo will have memorized the winners, thereby preventing the need to list them on any documentation that could land in the wrong hands. As the night progresses, Cullinan and Ruiz ensure every category’s presentation is factual. Should a presenter declare a false winner for any reason, they are prepared to tell the nearest stage manager, who will immediately alert the show’s producers.

                                          Cullinan and Ruiz, who spoke to The Huffington Post last week, say the exact procedure is unknown because no mistake of that kind has been made in the Oscars’ 88-year history.

                                          “We would make sure that the correct person was known very quickly,” Cullinan said. “Whether that entails stopping the show, us walking onstage, us signaling to the stage manager — that’s really a game-time decision, if something like that were to happen. Again, it’s so unlikely.”

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                                            #71
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                                            Proof if any were needed that jinxing is a cold, hard, scientifically-provable thingy.

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                                              #72
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                                              Proof if any were needed that using the word "coronate" in cold blood provokes the wrath of the gods.

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                                                #73
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                                                Hell or High Water will have staying power.

                                                I didn't watch the event but the pictures made me think a lot about the history of men's fashion. IIRC, the tuxedo as we know it was originally a relatively informal choice along with the "smoking jacket" or "dinner jacket." The formal look was white-tie and tails. Nobody does tails in this country anymore.

                                                I noticed a few of the men were going with more of an old timey velvet smoking jacket look.

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