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    You're a football team?

    Teams who are playing in the top divisions who look a right state. Exhibit A: DWS Amsterdam before an Eredivisie fixture against Volendam, 1959.



    They've got the lot- the fat goalkeeper, the bespectacled nerd, lurch with a plaster over one eye, the demonic cherub, the prematurely bald one and the one with the spiv tache, all wearing spectacularly ill fitting kit. Except your man on the bottom left who looks like a real footballer and wears the strip well.

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    You're a football team?

    The player unable to support his own body weight.
    The South American ringer, some kind of big cheese at the Peruvian embassy, who only responded to the plea a few hours before (on the grounds it would help his cultural understanding) and is now rather taken aback that the game he is about to feature in is a professional top flight match.

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      #3
      You're a football team?

      The keyboard player from Focus.

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        #4
        You're a football team?

        Janik wrote: The player unable to support his own body weight.
        He's still pissed from the night before, to be fair.

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          #5
          You're a football team?

          Those shirts have been pulled by the neck more than a few times... I didn't know Martin Skrtel was even playing in 1959.

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