Favourite biscuit name and shame

[EIM]

Berbaslug, I noticed tonight, has not yet filled 'favourite biscuit' in on his profile. This is despite him wasting more words on this forum than all the Barbara Cartland books combined.

Also, Rogin, ursus, garcia, all without having declared a favourite biscuit. Board heavyweights happy to take take take from the board without having the common courtesy to state biccy preference.

So what is it lads? Custard Cream? Nice? Hobnob? Not a jaffa cake though, right?

[Sam]

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In fairness, Eric's, you've not actually revealed your own favourite in your profile. You've only told us what it isn't.

[San Bernardhinault]

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It appears that I also don't seem to have identified my preferred biscuit, either. Shamed without even being named.

[linus]

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I'll go with Sam's pick.

[Incandenza]

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Me neither. COME AT ME.

[Guy Profumo]

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Sam wrote: In fairness, Eric's, you've not actually revealed your own favourite in your profile. You've only told us what it isn't.

No he hasn't, because a Jaffa Cake isn't a biscuit!

[Mumpo]

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Despite not being a 'board heavyweight' I've added my biscuit of choice.

[Wouter D]

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I don't do biscuits. Also I have not even the faintest idea what any of Custard Cream, Nice, Hobnob, and even a jaffa cake looks like.

Not a biscuit man, me.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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I dream of a world where society doesn't judge me on my biscuit orientation. A world where I can express my love for Fig Rolls and Abbey Crunch.

[treibeis]

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Smallcaps wrote: I don't do biscuits. Also I have not even the faintest idea what any of Custard Cream, Nice, Hobnob, and even a jaffa cake looks like.

Not a biscuit man, me.

Although not quite as ignorant as you regarding the appearance of these things, I don't do biscuits, either. They're responsible for so many ills in society, I just don't know where to start.

If you order a cup of coffee at the golf hut, you get a biscuit with it (if you order a mug, you don't get a biscuit, as there's no saucer to put it on).

The biscuits we offer are cantuccini. I tried one once. It was like something you'd pull out of a tramp's arsecrack.

[Jah Womble]

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How is naming a favourite biscuit 'shaming' it?

And why would anyone choose to pull something out of a tramp's arsecrack?

[treibeis]

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Jah Womble wrote: And why would anyone choose to pull something out of a tramp's arsecrack?

I'm sorry if I implied I'd willingly pull something out of a tramp's arsecrack. Sometimes you simply have to pull things out of a tramp's arsecrack.

[Kevin S]

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Smallcaps wrote: I don't do biscuits. Also I have not even the faintest idea what any of Custard Cream, Nice, Hobnob, and even a jaffa cake looks like.

Not a biscuit man, me.

Sounds like you need a basic course in biscuits. Try Bob Bobertson's.

[Jah Womble]

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Sometimes you simply have to pull things out of a tramp's arsecrack.

I don't know - thinking about it, I'm not sure that you do.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

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Mulligan and O'Hare: Tittybiscuits

[Crusoe]

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Do Cadbury Fabulous Fingers count as a biscuit?

[Jah Womble]

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They sound more like an obscure fetish.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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I don't eat biscuits either, as a rule, but have named my favourite one from the heady days of being a nipper in the 70's. Does that count?

EDIT: As with Mumpo, I'm not a board heavyweight either. Where does one apply?

[Guy Profumo]

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Toby Gymshorts wrote: I don't eat biscuits either, as a rule, but have named my favourite one from the heady days of being a nipper in the 70's. Does that count?

EDIT: As with Mumpo, I'm not a board heavyweight either. Where does one apply?

Is qualification for the heavyweight division governed by four separate boards of control?

[Stumpy Pepys]

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Guy Potger wrote: Is qualification for the heavyweight division governed by four separate boards of control?

Yes, there's the World OTF Association, the World OTF Council, the International OTF Federation and the People's Front of OTF.

(Although #4 is based in a garden shed and TonTon is the only member.)

[EIM]

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My favourite biscuit is a matter of public record. I've nothing to hide here.

[Wouter D]

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Kevchenko wrote: Sounds like you need a basic course in biscuits. Try Bob Bobertson's.

Hobnob = success!

I see.

[Come along, Min]

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Is there a c**ty UKIP biscuit?, a stupid biscuit?. Preferably one I can choke on or one that combusts and burns down the house, with me in it.

That's an area McVities could expand their market share in.

[Gangster Octopus]

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I don't eat biscuits.

[EIM]

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Luke R wrote: Is there a c**ty UKIP biscuit?, a stupid biscuit?. Preferably one I can choke on or one that combusts and burns down the house, with me in it.

That's an area McVities could expand their market share in.

Rich Tea are Ukip as fuck.