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Jah Womble wrote: I'm getting an 'Arthur'.
Anybody?
It might have been him you got. If you get him again, ask him where he spent his summer holidays in 1969. If he says "Great Yarmouth", then it's my former Uncle Arthur.
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Jah Womble wrote: You'd need a pretty good one to book any of the Dorises these days.
You'd think they'd turn up regularly at psychic shows and Ouija board sessions.
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Stumpy Pepys wrote:Originally posted by Jah WombleYou'd need a pretty good one to book any of the Dorises these days.
You'd think they'd turn up regularly at psychic shows and Ouija board sessions.
(And that they'd insist on a fee…)
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treibeis wrote: Spookily enough, Uncle Arthur, my father's only surviving sibling, died last week.
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Fussbudget wrote:Originally posted by treibeisSpookily enough, Uncle Arthur, my father's only surviving sibling, died last week.
Arthur, if you're reading this from up there (or, if what went on upthread is anything to go by, having a chinwag with Jah Womble): Forgive them, mate, for they know not what they do.
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Fussbudget wrote: My condolences and sorry for the flippancy, my manners need some work.
Yes, my uncle died last week. But I'd only seen him twice since childhood (once at my sister's wedding; once at my mother's funeral). I'm closer to, I don't know, my landlady than I was to him.
The only time my father ever saw him was at weddings and funerals, and they lived in the same city.
In fact, the last time they saw one another was at the funeral of the youngest of what were originally six brothers. My father said to Arthur, "This is probably the last time we'll ever see one another. Because everybody's now married off, and the next funeral we'll be attending will be either mine or yours."
All of my family are like that (myself included; for example, I've not seen my sister for four years, although she lives directly next to an airport that I could fly to in little over an hour). We never see each other not because we don't like each other, but because we don't feel the need.
If anybody was being flippant, it was me. And I'm definitely not going to apologise to myself.
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nmrfox wrote: My Uncle Arthur died about 6 years ago. Ask him if he remembers that time when Cousin Neil spewed up all over him at our Lynne's wedding.
(Only joking. The only avuncular nuptials-related vomit I can offer came from Uncle Alan, who chundered at Cousin Karen's wedding in 1978. He's not dead, though.
My maternal grandfather, on the other hand, who is dead, came home from the pub on Christmas Day in 1971 and spewed up into a bowl of walnuts.
My mother, who's also dead, then went potty, not because of the walnuts, but because we'd all been waiting at least an hour for him to come home so that we could get tucked in to the turkey.)
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My mother brought over my kindergarten class picture last week. I was going row by row, telling my wife the names I could remember.
Me: "And that's Nancy. She threw up on her desk right after lunch one day in Grade 3".
Lisa: "How the fuck do you remember that?"
Me: "A kid chucking all over their desk right after lunch? How could you not?"
I mean, it was like a Simpsons scene, with kids all going "Ahhhhhh" and running wide-eyed for the exits.
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