Hameron

[San Bernardhinault]

Hameron

Amor de Cosmos wrote: But it's just not enough. What the British public needs to know — indeed deserves to know — is the precise state of tumescence of the PM's organ when it entered said mouth. Without this vital information all speculation, ribald or otherwise, is meaningless. Will this matter be [ahem!] raised in the house we ask?

I think he had a lardon

[MsD]

Hameron

Eeeeeeeeeuuuuuurrrrrrgggghhhh

Please let at least a couple of MPs make snorty noises at Question Time on Wednesday. Just one or two.

He has meetings with the Queen every Tuesday, I believe. Please can Phil be there, smirking or worse.

[anton pulisov]

Hameron

Hope there was no baconnaise.

[ad hoc]

Hameron

Does the mean he loses his membership of Conservative Friends of Israel?

[WOM]

Hameron

He didn't eat it. He skull-f*cked it. I'm not sure that isn't kosher.

[ad hoc]

Hameron

Is this story real? I've been looking for it, and can't find it anywhere that I can currently access. Has it gone beyond Twitter? GC's opener said it was in tomorrow's papers. Which ones? I'm beginning to wonder if this is one of those made up twitter stories like "David Jason has died"

[WOM]

Hameron

Most of the Brit papers have a tame telling of it, it seems. "Inappropriate relations with a pig", etc.

[WOM]

Hameron

"David Cameron put 'private part' in dead pig's mouth, shock biography claims" is the first google result in News.

[San Bernardhinault]

Hameron

ad hoc wrote: Is this story real? I've been looking for it, and can't find it anywhere that I can currently access. Has it gone beyond Twitter? GC's opener said it was in tomorrow's papers. Which ones? I'm beginning to wonder if this is one of those made up twitter stories like "David Jason has died"

It's on the Express's and Mail's websites. Although that has no bearing on whether it's real or not.

[ad hoc]

Hameron

Thanks. I can't do google here, and bing, which is seemingly the only English language search engine which i can use, either doesn;t have a news search, or it's been disabled for China. Plus, there are also strict rules about what can be accessed here and it's possible that they are so strict that any story which includes the word "penis" is automatically filtered out.

I can't find it on the Guardian site or the BBC.

Hence my sudden worry that this is not actually a real thing.

[ad hoc]

Hameron

WOM wrote: He didn't eat it. He skull-f*cked it. I'm not sure that isn't kosher.

My impression is that interaction of any sort with pigs is neither kosher nor halal

[ian.64]

Hameron

Bae of Pigs Disaster? The Proscuitto Affair? Or just Cock-in-a-dead-pig's-mouth-gate?

Or Porkergate, perhaps.

[GCostanza]

Hameron

https://twitter.com/EtonOldBoys/status/645843614443130881

[Haddock]

Hameron

'There may be truffles ahead'...

[Etienne]

Hameron

Makes me wonder whether Nixon's ratfucking was more literal than first thought.

[Sean of the Shed]

Hameron

Lunch today in the commons:
Marinated pig cheeks followed by Eton mess.

[Crusoe]

Hameron

Meat The Hockers.

[DCI Harry Batt]

Hameron

This might be the best thing that has ever happened.

[MsD]

Hameron

Googling "cameron pig" bring some up a gratifying number of results.

According to the Mail, someone has a photograph.

[AMMS]

Hameron

Sean of the Shed wrote: Lunch today in the commons:
Marinated pig cheeks followed by Eton mess.

Hah! Tea over the keyboard moment, well done.

[Benjm]

Hameron

ad hoc wrote: Is this story real? I've been looking for it, and can't find it anywhere that I can currently access. Has it gone beyond Twitter? GC's opener said it was in tomorrow's papers. Which ones? I'm beginning to wonder if this is one of those made up twitter stories like "David Jason has died"

The story has appeared because Lord Ashcroft has written a knives out biography of Cameron which the Mail is serialising. There's a more than reasonable chance that it is true. For Ashcroft's purposes, it sounds like the sort of thing that might be true, which is job done, whether or not the details eventually stack up.

MsD wrote:

Please let at least a couple of MPs make snorty noises at Question Time on Wednesday. Just one or two.

I'm half convinced that this is a devilish plot to derail the new maturity in Parliament and lay the blame at Labour's door, and thus undermine The Struggling Leader. It's asking a lot of MPs not to oink even a little bit.

[johnr]

Hameron

The incredibly decent BBC just can't face putting the Mail front page in their round up of the papers, nor mention the pig-fucking allegation in their text round-up at the bottom.

[MsD]

Hameron

It's on the radio, though?

I haven't heard it, just going by FB.

Labour MPs could snort a bit, then look disapprovingly at the SNP.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Hameron

I was up until 2am roaring with laughter at my Twitter feed.

I am paying for it this morning.

[Bizarre Löw Triangle]

Hameron

garcia wrote: i'm sitting here giggling thinking of cameron's state of mind right now. literally the entire english-speaking internet is laughing about him fucking a pig. he's the first human being in history to go through this particular experience.

Not just the English speaking internet