Hameron

[Borracho]

According to tomorrow's papers, the prime minister of Great Britain inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig while off his head on drugs at Oxford.

Say what you like about Margaret Thatcher . . .

[garcia]

Hameron

i'm actually surprised at the extent to which this one appears to have captured twitter's imagination.

[Bizarre Löw Triangle]

Hameron

Feel this is the defining political moment of our generation.

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

Hameron

It's a disgrace that Jeremy Corbyn refuses to stick his cock in a dead pig's mouth.

[diggedy derek]

Hameron

Reminded of wingco's Football League Manager, here.

[Various Artist]

Hameron

Reminded instantly of the debut episode of Black Mirror here.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hameron

He was pretty lucky to get away with "everyone's entitled to a past" or whatever it was he said before.

[Bizarre Löw Triangle]

Hameron

What do we name this scandal?

Bae of Pigs Disaster? The Proscuitto Affair? Or just Cock-in-a-dead-pig's-mouth-gate?

[Borracho]

Hameron

[MsD]

Hameron

There is a God. And He hates Tories.

[garcia]

Hameron

Reminded of wingco's Football League Manager, here.

hahaha. i just went back and reread all five of those. so good

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hameron

Gove won't mind this. He's got some distance from the Bullingdon lot.

[garcia]

Hameron

i'm sitting here giggling thinking of cameron's state of mind right now. literally the entire english-speaking internet is laughing about him fucking a pig. he's the first human being in history to go through this particular experience.

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

Hameron

Snoutrage.

[MsD]

Hameron

Can't have Corbyn HOGGING all the HEADlines.

[MsD]

Hameron

Louise Mensch's Twitter is hilarious.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hameron

They used to listen to Supertramp.

[MsD]

Hameron

Bizarre Löw Triangle wrote: What do we name this scandal?

Bae of Pigs Disaster? The Proscuitto Affair? Or just Cock-in-a-dead-pig's-mouth-gate?

pigmouth strikes again

[ad hoc]

Hameron

I miss twitter

[MsD]

Hameron

It's great fun tonight

[beak]

Hameron

Madness. Surely everything else will be a footnote?

[ad hoc]

Hameron

When it comes down to it though it's not exactly in the same league as leaving your top button done up, is it? Let's get some perspective, people.

[MsD]

Hameron

Remember Black Mirror? Where the PM had to fuck a pig?

This is wilder than Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker.

It's such a relief after the week of vitriolic press for Corbyn, I don't want to trust it, but let's enjoy it for now.

[beak]

Hameron

ad hoc wrote: When it comes down to it though it's not exactly in the same league as leaving your top button done up, is it? Let's get some perspective, people.

It's like dog crucifixion..

[Amor de Cosmos]

Hameron

But it's just not enough. What the British public needs to know — indeed deserves to know — is the precise state of tumescence of the PM's organ when it entered said mouth. Without this vital information all speculation, ribald or otherwise, is meaningless. Will this matter be [ahem!] raised in the house we ask?