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[Jah Womble]

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United fans singing 'sign on, sign on and you'll never get a job' and delivering 'w*nker' signs. Is this being recorded for one of those C4 'I remember the eighties' programmes?

[Toby Gymshorts]

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"Always the victims, its never your fault". Well, quite. Not following the enquiry then?

[Diable Rouge]

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Herrera finally delivers.

[Mr Beast]

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Check out those shoes Brendan Rodgers is wearing. He looks like Krusty The Clown.

[dalliance]

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Liverpool fans would be entitled to ask why their team was so meek before going behind. After the Blind goal they felt obliged to attack more and found there were chances to be had - the De Gea save from Ings was brilliant.

Shame the inexperience of Gomez made it comfortable again for United. Oh and Benteke's touch just isn't good enough.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Expect Brodge to throw Joe Gomez under a bus after. Never mind that they've been shite all day.

[wiblflibl]

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Toby Gymshorts wrote: "Always the victims, its never your fault". Well, quite. Not following the enquiry then?

Are they complete fuckwits? (Rhetorical question)

[Diable Rouge]

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Doesn't say much about the quality of the Premier League that Man United are heading for second as things stand.

[garcia]

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fuck me, that's some goal by benteke.

[Toro Toro]

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Benteke should basically never attempt any other sort of shot.

[dalliance]

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Wow. Not been impressed with his touch or all round performance, but that's one hell of an overhead kick from Benteke.

[Toro Toro]

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And Mamadou Sakho sits on the bench...

[Jah Womble]

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Two rather special goals to crown a less-than-inspiring ninety minutes.

[garcia]

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skrtel is such a fucking useless cunt.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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If anyone wants me I'll be in Greenwich Co-Op, hiding in the canned goods aisle.

[Mr Beast]

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Neville: "He gets a little bit of luck" He certainly did. Good finish once he got there though.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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When does the transfer window close again? Oh.

[EIM]

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Got a date tonight lads, but out of deodorant. Can I use listerine, do you think?

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Put it on your bollocks. Trust me.

[Fussbudget]

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Diable Rouge wrote: Yes, the pronunciation's all wrong, but it's probably the last time the Frenchman will ever be mentioned on this forum, so humour me.

The word's got the same meaning in French, so that barely even qualifies as a pun.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

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I'm actually quite pleased in the direction Brendan Rodgers is taking this team. None of this rushing around trying to win games, or anything like that, and we've clearly left the undiginified diving trying to influence key decisions to cruder teams like our opponents today, too. No, instead, Rodgers is aiming to make us everyone's favourite "goal of the month!" contenders on MOTD, a bit like Norwich in the early 80s or Southampton when Le Tissier played there.

[Incandenza]

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Pretty special freekick from Neymar: https://vine.co/v/eFnQzKigDh6

[nmrfox]

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Had to laugh at the ridiculous fat Wednesday fan who still thinks it's hilarious to remain shirtless. Shot fires high over the bar at his end, does the wide sign and then the brain clunks into gear that its now the second half and an Owl has shot hopelessly over and he hurriedly starts to applaud the effort. Prick.

[Borracho]

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Some goal by Benteke. And then Liverpool get kicked squarely in the bollocks all of 90 seconds later.

Skrtel was an incontinent disgrace for the Martial goal. Martial tucked it away nicely but it was made easy for him by Skrtel's shitness.

[Cesar Rodriguez]

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Evariste Euler Gauss wrote: Regardless of the result of the Sunderland - Spurs fixture tomorrow, one or the other of them has to leapfrog Chelsea in the table, leaving Chelsea in 17th. Then, if Newcastle can get an away win against West Ham on Monday (admittedly pretty unlikely) Mourinho will be in the RELEGATION ZONE.

I'm here to tell you that the Premier league is overrated. Overrated I tell you.