Today's armchair football
Rooney's hilariously bad again.
Rooney's hilariously bad again.
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Today's armchair football
Fucks up a simple pass to put his side in on goal and trots back like the useless overrated bag of toss that he is.Comment
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Heehee.
Another capitulation at Swansea.Comment
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Gomis's celebration is far, far worse than Rooney.Comment
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holy jesus romero.Comment
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Romero would appear to have marshmallow wrists as well as hexagon-shaped feet.Comment
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Love an outside-of-the-foot curling-behind-the-defence pass like that one from Ayew. United need their new crazy haired Belgian striker now...Comment
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ROONEY HAS COMPLETED A FIVE YARD PASS!Comment
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Why would you even countenance signing a goalkeeper who wears short-sleeved shirts? It screams they can't be trusted.Comment
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You must know you're not great when Smalling is your best player.Comment
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It's awesome EIM, you bloody wanker, and you know it, but you'd never admit it, especially not today!
Bafétimbi should have scored in the first half, what would have been the goal of the month hit the far post.
I feel really bad for Lyon, or Sainté who couldn't hold on to him, he's really blossoming late in his career, I'd rather see him in next year's Euro than Benzema.Comment
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Smalling is alright. He got fucking leathered in town last year and ran for a taxi singing "We're Man United, we do what we want." For me that makes him United's best player in every match.Comment
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It's really bad, linus. Like a goose stepping dog or something. Awful.Comment
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Here comes Van Gaal's anti-philosophy.Comment
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Their one creative player off.
Is Louis actually mental?Comment
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Oh dear.
The big hoof to Fellaini tactic.
It's a bit shameful, isn't it?Comment
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It's not so much that, it's the fact that they can't do it properly. They're missing him by miles every time.Comment
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LvG has done a good job so far, his team is fun to watch and they'll still be in the chase even if they can't salvage a point today. They lucked out in the CL draw, they'll be able to rotate their roster this calendar year, while City is going to sweat it out, this will probably have an impact on the second half of the season.Comment
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oh rooney.Comment
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All of which is predicated on signing an actual no. 10 in the next 48 hours.Comment
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Like I said, they are fun to watch.Comment
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I see Club Brugge absolutely scudded Standard Liege 7-1 this afternoon. There's a philosophy in there somewhere.Comment
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You just knew Rooney was going to dither there.Comment
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It was a weird miss, he did the hard part and just kind of wilted facing the goal.Comment
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Hohohoho.
Man. United are funny.Comment
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