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[Stumpy Pepys]

Former Leicester City keeper Adam Smith is the obvious choice here.

[The-Reverend]

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I'd say Stefan Postma is in with a shout.

In 2006 Postma became embroiled in a sex scandal when his ex-girlfriend posted a pornographic video of the couple on YouTube. The Mirror reported that Postma had "originally managed to keep the video secret by buying it when his ex tried to sell it on eBay

[Sash08]

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Surely, Harald won't really be there to fix that boiler.

[3 Colours Red]

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Pegguy Arphexad apparently went back to Guadeloupe to pursue an acting career and ended up in adult entertainment.

[tone_burst]

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Three Times A Reddy wrote: Pegguy Arphexad apparently went back to Guadeloupe to pursue an acting career and ended up in adult entertainment.

Its obviously a Leicester thing then. I had no idea Arphexad had that on his CV. He is notable for accumulating a fine collection of winners medals:

1 FA Cup
3 League Cup
1 UEFA Cup
1 Super Cup
1 Charity Shield

- without doing so much as getting on the pitch in any of the games concerned. His Wikipedia lists only 39 appearances in a 15 year career, which makes even the likes of Steve Harper and Richard Wright seem like virtual ever-presents in comparison.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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The-Reverend wrote: I'd say Stefan Postma is in with a shout.

In 2006 Postma became embroiled in a sex scandal when his ex-girlfriend posted a pornographic video of the couple on YouTube. The Mirror reported that Postma had "originally managed to keep the video secret by buying it when his ex tried to sell it on eBay

This was where I first came across the phrase "Pegging"

[Felicity, I guess so]

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Sieb Dykstra, former Dundee Utd (Hearts, Motherwell...) keeper was always referred to in Scotland as looking like a pornstar. That 'tache again.

[ursus arctos]

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Shep Messing (Cosmos and USA) did a centrefold spread for Playgirl back in the day.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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Sylvester Stallone was the goalkeeper in Escape to Victory and also pops up in the soft-porn non-classic The Italian Stallion.

[Giggler]

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Felicity, I guess so wrote: Sieb Dykstra, former Dundee Utd (Hearts, Motherwell...) keeper was always referred to in Scotland as looking like a pornstar. That 'tache again.

John Paskin was nicknamed Porno Star at Bury due to his 'tache and healthy tan. Not a goalkeeper, though.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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I'm astonished this thread has generated ten replies.

[imp]

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Lincoln's David Felgate - surely the Best GK in porn/perm threads should be merged.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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imp wrote:
Lincoln's David Felgate - surely the Best GK in porn/perm threads should be merged.

Dave the Cat! Wanderers legend.

[imp]

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My favourite Lincoln goalkeeper ever - he was brilliant for us during our purple patch in the early 80s, and got called up to play for Wales while at Sincil Bank.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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He's a goalkeeping coach at City these days and is looking as toned and svelte as ever.

Either that, or he's got a spare football under his shirt.

[imp]

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I was thinking, "Hey, how come I didn't know that?" then I realised you meant that City.

[G-Man]

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There is only one answer. He has the 'tache AND the name.

[Giggler]

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Stumpy Pepys wrote:

Lincoln's David Felgate - surely the Best GK in porn/perm threads should be merged.

Dave the Cat! Wanderers legend.

"Let's all do the Felgate/Let's all do the Felgate/Na Na na na/Na na na na" we all sang after Barry Horne's goal for Southampton in the FA Cup.

[Third rate Leszno]

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Surprised there's been no mention of Ben Alnwick and his sex tape....

[The-Reverend]

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I also forgot Russell Hoult, maybe the God of all of this.

Arrested for Kerb Crawling
Charged but acquitted of sending sexual letters to a youngster
Suspended by West Brom for wearing a club shirt in a sex tape.

[1974ddr]

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So many possibilities, but...

[3 Colours Red]

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Dunno about porn but he should sue Sacha Baron Cohen and Nintendo for image rights.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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Giggler wrote: "Let's all do the Felgate/Let's all do the Felgate/Na Na na na/Na na na na" we all sang after Barry Horne's goal for Southampton in the FA Cup.

Admittedly not Dave's finest 90 minutes; then again, Southampton had Alan Shearer and we had Tony Philliskirk.

Last time I saw him was at a cup match at Craven Cottage, between Leigh RMI and Fulham. He was 38-years-old and played an absolute blinder.

[treibeis]

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Former Germany international Tim Wiese:

[Stumpy Pepys]

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How's he doing with his wrestling career? I've not been following him lately.