Australia
Too many things that kill you and there's no way in the world I'm sitting on a plane for 24 hours. I'd go postal.
I'd possibly go to New Zealand - by boat of course. Or if you sedated me for the entire flight. But it seems an awfully long way to go for stuff I can basically get in Europe.
I like a comparable number of the Australians I've met to the number of other nationalities and I'm sure it's a lovely place. But still, spiders.
I've no desire to go to the far east either, if that's any consolation.
Too many things that kill you and there's no way in the world I'm sitting on a plane for 24 hours. I'd go postal.
I'd possibly go to New Zealand - by boat of course. Or if you sedated me for the entire flight. But it seems an awfully long way to go for stuff I can basically get in Europe.
I like a comparable number of the Australians I've met to the number of other nationalities and I'm sure it's a lovely place. But still, spiders.
I've no desire to go to the far east either, if that's any consolation.
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