They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Oh my.
Oh my.
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Welcome AB: perfect timing. This is thunderously... something. Indescribable?Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Croatia's song is apparently called "Misery". They're not wrong. It's like the bit where Kathy Bates knocks his foot off with a sledgehammer.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
That's 533 Kuna at current rates.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Daisy Chainsaw's had a hot bath in the last 23 years then.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
DENMARK: (after a comfort break). This is quite bad.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
She looks like a younger, slightly less lovely, Natasha Bedingfield, but without the voice. But, sexism aside, is very pretty.
Shit song.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Denmark's is a Rihanna song with a bit of Irish dancing chucked in, it's been designed by a team of Eurovision algorithm writersComment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Well... I suspect, and sincerely hope that it will get much better.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
And talking of 'suspect', if Scott Mills isn't, he should be.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
RUSSIA: next. Russia are calling her the new 'Adele'.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
BINGO alert. 'Unified'. Two shots of tequila.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
I can foresee, a huge uplifting crescendo/chorus, with her singing her balls off. So to speak.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
If you hate the presenter in English, you should hear her in Swedish. She's one of the most annoying things to have made it to TV since television became a common household thing. She's a comedian who's so boring you'd rather watch Masterchef contestants boil tea. Her articulation makes you want to shoot yourself.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Not bad. Good singer, average song. Nice use of token in the backing band. Russia=Not Racist At All.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
UKRAINE:Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
JESUS! WHAT THE FU** WAS THAT! Was that a trick-shot on the Ukrainian bloke?Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Very disturbing start to the Ukraine thing, until you realise that it was a giant.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Shit song, mind.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Superb voice.
Song-wise... I dunno.
Next,
NETHERLANDS: (I am biaised.)Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
That was Ukraine, wasn't it? Not Russia. And I tell you what, I would.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
I know her!Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
This is quite dirge-like... I already think it has a shot.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
If PJ Harvey ever did Eurovision, and compromised, this would be it.Comment
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They're HE-ER (Eurovision strikes again) 2013
Do you remember when John Peel used to play records the wrong speed?Comment
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