Well, hello all, and welcome to the misery, that is the Eurovision Song Contest of the year of our lady 2013. This year in the stunning city, that is MALMO.
Semi-final 1 tonight on BBC 3 (and on the BBC interwebsite, UK viewers only).
Apart from the loose few that PPV dropped on the other thread, I haven't heard any, so will be going in tits upfront. The commentary on the Beeb will be provided by the second division (assuming that Graham Norton, is first!) by Scott Mills.
But the intriguing thing will be his co-presenter, none other than the delightful Ms Ana Matronic from that there Scissor Sisters combo, which might be dull, but I suspect, because she is a wonderfully... forthright, lady, it could be splendiferous.
If any is brave (or stupid, or pissed, enough) to join in, feel free.
I am not sure I will last the whole way through, as I went to collect a new suite (of furniture) which the mister bought on eBay, and of course he forgot to look at the size of the fucking thing, and it took 4 fucking hours to get it up the stairs and into situ (with the largest part, still 2 flights down, blocking the hall). I am knackered, and really in quite serious pain, but fortunately, my health is now in such a robust state, that I will be sniffing the barmaid's apron this evening, assuming she has crampons and carabiners to get over the fucking thing.
I digress.
Best of luck to everyone, and may the least shite one, win.
Semi-final 1 tonight on BBC 3 (and on the BBC interwebsite, UK viewers only).
Apart from the loose few that PPV dropped on the other thread, I haven't heard any, so will be going in tits upfront. The commentary on the Beeb will be provided by the second division (assuming that Graham Norton, is first!) by Scott Mills.
But the intriguing thing will be his co-presenter, none other than the delightful Ms Ana Matronic from that there Scissor Sisters combo, which might be dull, but I suspect, because she is a wonderfully... forthright, lady, it could be splendiferous.
If any is brave (or stupid, or pissed, enough) to join in, feel free.
I am not sure I will last the whole way through, as I went to collect a new suite (of furniture) which the mister bought on eBay, and of course he forgot to look at the size of the fucking thing, and it took 4 fucking hours to get it up the stairs and into situ (with the largest part, still 2 flights down, blocking the hall). I am knackered, and really in quite serious pain, but fortunately, my health is now in such a robust state, that I will be sniffing the barmaid's apron this evening, assuming she has crampons and carabiners to get over the fucking thing.
I digress.
Best of luck to everyone, and may the least shite one, win.
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