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    #26
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    A Matter Of Lift And Death: Misguided remake of the Powell and Pressburger classic, sponsored by the EAA (Elevator Association of America) in an attempt to showcase a more modern vision of heaven.

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      #27
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      Having Private Ryan – Danny Dyer stars as a right naughty geezer, sweeping out his manor in war-torn France.

      Jaws II - the third film in the popular shark-attack series.

      The Littlest Obo – plucky, homeless wood-wind instrument seeks loving conductor and welcoming orchestra for bonding and Bach. Starring Danny Dyer in worn-torn France.

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        Citizen Kanye: A rapper played by Orson Welles builds a huge media empire and marries a woman with no obvious talent. As he dies in his huge ostentatious crib he utters one final word, rosebud, through his stupid fucking robotic voice box.

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          Etienne wrote: Jurassic Ark. Sam Neill and Laura Dern try and build a boat big enough to hold 2 of each dinosaur. It sinks.
          As the kids say, LOL, moment

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            #30
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            The King and Pi: The story of a young Indian boy cast adrift in a dinghy with Elvis Presley.

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              #31
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              Ben-Hurt: People queue up to take turns in kicking the shit out of Ben Elton when he announces his latest musical venture.

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                #32
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                The Elephant Mani: The struggle of the Stone Roses deformed looking bassist as he attempts to be accepted in society.

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                  #33
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                  Once Upon a Time in the Wet - musical, starring Gene Kelly

                  A Clockwork Range - film about a very rare kind of aga.

                  Silence of the Labs - a film about some very serious chemistry students

                  Full Meal Jacket - Fly-on-the-wall documentary set in Spud-u-like

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                    #34
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                    Chintown - Coventry, in the Jimmy Hill years

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                      #35
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                      Inglorious Basterds - well that's fixed at least one of those irritating deliberate misspellings

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                        #36
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                        Argo - William H Macy hires Steve Buscemi to go to Iran and rescue some hostages. Revolutionary Guard Frances McDormand is on the case.

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                          #37
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                          The Hoarse Whisperer
                          Robert Redford stars in and directs this overlong dramatic reconstruction of the night Bob Harris's voice went seconds before introducing Foghat on The Old Grey Whistle Test, requiring Anne Nightingale to fill in with a series of whinnies.

                          Dud, Where’s My Car?
                          Made-for-TV short in which one of Britain’s best-loved comedy double acts play a drunken aristocrat and his incompetent chauffeur. (Despite being the poorest material Cook and Moore ever produced, it still manages to be about 48 million times funnier than Dude Where’s My Car?)

                          The Damned Unite
                          The young Dave Vanian and Captain Sensible suffer spontaneous mental breakdowns and decide to try and wrest control of Leeds United from Don Revie. Co-starring Michael Sheen as Brian Clough and Pauline Murray as Malcolm Macdonald. (“F*cking ridiculous.” John Motson)

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                            Ugo: The former Aston Villa defender lives in the walls of the Bullring shopping centre, though in this modern age setting all he has to do is make sure the digital clock is plugged in. he survives by stealing food from the YO! Sushi bar on the ground floor of Selfridges and passes the time by making a mechanical version of Alan Wright to keep him company.

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                              Inglorious Basters

                              It's the Hangover meets Chasing Amy as two lesbians try to make it home across the US From Cailfornia to impregnate their partners in Northampton Massachusetts.

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                                The Blast Emperor. Pu Yi gives suicide bombing a go.

                                Argot: Ben Affleck and Alan Arkin speak pig Latin to one another for 90 minutes.

                                Apollo 1: Three astronauts get into trouble when something goes wrong at NASA. The ensuing fire kills all 3 astronauts in a few minutes.

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                                  Busy: How is Warren Beatty supposed to keep track of every penny when he's building Las Vegas *and* planning Mussolini's assassination at the same time?

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                                    Sean of the Shed wrote: Citizen Kanye: A rapper played by Orson Welles builds a huge media empire and marries a woman with no obvious talent. As he dies in his huge ostentatious crib he utters one final word, rosebud, through his stupid fucking robotic voice box.
                                    Applause.

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                                      #43
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                                      On Golden Pound. In which Winston Churchill defends his 1925 decision to go back on the gold standard whilst out fishing with his grandson. The DVD version with commentary from JM Keynes will almost keep your eyes open.

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                                        #44
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                                        RooCop. A marsupial policeman brings order to Detroit.

                                        Back To The Futures. Michael J Fox plays a bonds trader who changes his investment portfolio.

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                                          Around the Wold in 80 Days - David Niven travels around the East Riding in order to win a bet.

                                          Annie Hal - Woody Allen tries to come to terms with the end of his relationship with a psychotic computer

                                          In The Loo - Hilarious comedy starring Danny Dyer as the Prime Minister, struggling to cope with two problems - conflict in the Middle East and chronic diarrhoea

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                                            The Magnificent Seve: Golfing biopic

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                                              Hostbusters. A group of mis-matched but lovable oddballs try and take down the Catholic Church.

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                                                Nacho Fibre. The story of one man's quest to fund a healthy TexMex snack by using winnings from a one off wrestling tournament. Starring Danny McBride

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                                                  #49
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                                                  I should read the thread title more thoroughly

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                                                    The Bobbit: Well-hung yet diminutive, Bilbo Baggins sets out on an adventure with a band of grizzled pornstars in search of a dragon's hoard. Then his missus chops his dick off.

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