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    Eurovision 2012

    David Agnew wrote:
    John Terry's changing into Sweden kit
    Good work, sir!

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      Eurovision 2012

      Trivia: Germany has 9 neighbouring countries, but only two participated tonight.

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        Eurovision 2012

        Supernanny announcing the Swedish vote.

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          Eurovision 2012

          Does that Swedish woman have a ridiculous cockney accent or is it just my ears?

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            Eurovision 2012

            That Swedish jury woman must have learnt her English from the same hellish exchange family as Lena.

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              Eurovision 2012

              Where are we? Rock bottom.

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                Eurovision 2012

                Fussbydgoszcz wrote:
                Does that Swedish woman have a ridiculous cockney accent or is it just my ears?
                That thing was a gag. She's a singer who doesn't talk like that at all. She even put on those bloody glasses for the joke.

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                  Eurovision 2012

                  Alderman Barszcz wrote:
                  That Swedish jury woman must have learnt her English from the same hellish exchange family as Lena.
                  She's half-american, half-swedish

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                    Eurovision 2012

                    David Agnew wrote:
                    Where are we? Rock bottom.
                    It's because all the fucking continentals hate us and the Eastern Europeans all vote for each other, innit?

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                      Eurovision 2012

                      Notice that Estonia and Latvia have given the UK some points, if only through votes from the "stag parties are our bread and butter" bar and brothel owners of Tallinn and Riga....

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                        Eurovision 2012

                        Come on Norway! That's all there's left to get excited about.

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                          Eurovision 2012

                          Italy still haven't forgotten the 1-1 Swe-Den draw

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                            Eurovision 2012

                            So the hive mind performs as well as in the past then.

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                              Eurovision 2012

                              I did really like Norway, I'm a bit distressed by how badly they're doing. Sweden did really well last year with a song that was basically the same as Norway's present effort except slightly less good.

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                                Eurovision 2012

                                Sweden have won mathematically/arithmetically now, no?

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                                  Eurovision 2012

                                  Are people in Europe mental?

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                                    Eurovision 2012

                                    Ooh, Anke Engelke gives Azerbaijan an ever-so-subtle bollocking.

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                                      Eurovision 2012

                                      Yes, they won a while ago I think.

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                                        Eurovision 2012

                                        She looks like she's on opium

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                                          Eurovision 2012

                                          here comes that fucking flapping again

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                                            Eurovision 2012

                                            I seriously think you'll have to send One Direction next year, they'd get the gay vote if nothing else. As for us, we jump back and forth between earnest ballad and wacky novelty to little effect - could Johnny Logan have won if he was performing in the modern competition?

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                                              Eurovision 2012

                                              I think you'll find it was 2 - 2, as that was the only score that ensured both teams progressed at Italy's expense. I was at the game. Great fun for all concerned. I remember a banner that read, '2 - 2 and the spaghettis go home.'

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                                                Eurovision 2012

                                                The Swedes really take all this shit seriously. The Swedish pre-selection show for Eurovision goes on for months and the national semi-final and final is a massive gala held in a stadium. Tickets sell out almost instantly and people come from all over Sweden to Stockholm to watch it. It has been the most watched programme on Swedish TV for the last 12 years.

                                                Last night you'd think they'd won the fucking world cup they way they were going on.

                                                Then I was at one of those horrific Spotify house parties and after listening to hours of shit music, somebody asked me to put on a song. I put on T. Rex and got dirty looks from everyone. They turned it off after 15 seconds and put on Lady Guetta or something or another.

                                                If people can't dance to 20th Century Boy then something is wrong with them.

                                                I'm old now.

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                                                  Eurovision 2012

                                                  Diable Rouge wrote:
                                                  I seriously think you'll have to send One Direction next year, they'd get the gay vote if nothing else. As for us, we jump back and forth between earnest ballad and wacky novelty to little effect - could Johnny Logan have won if he was performing in the modern competition?
                                                  Waterloo wouldn't win either.

                                                  What you need is a good dose of pro-tools.

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