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    Originally posted by Toby Gymshorts View Post
    <clears throat>

    Went to a party at the county jail
    Caught my knackers on a rusty nail
    When I got home I got a shock
    Had no balls and half a cock....


    Yes, well.
    *In "Did You Know..." part 73, that Billy Connolly said all of that in his 1974 book?

    Aim for the chapter about a "half brick, neatly aimed"

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      I did not know that. Then again, I did say I learned them, not that I wrote them.

      Still incredibly puerile.

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        And tbf: 1974.

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          A year before I was born.

          Fuck, I feel old.

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            Old? Last week I got teased at work by some millennials for having an iPhone 5.

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              Well, you're kind of asking for it a bit there.

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                Elvis Costello - "Pump It Up".

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                  Work to the rhythm
                  Live to the rhythm
                  Love to the rhythm
                  Slave to the rhythm

                  ...but not the one you were expecting

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                    "Tainted Love' - Soft Cell.

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                      2 Day's Monday — The Scaffold

                      Last edited by Amor de Cosmos; 25-11-2018, 18:15.

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                        Good Lord Amor!

                        "Da doo ron ron" - The Crystals

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                          Shocked or disgusted?

                          I associate it with walking through North Herts countryside in midsummer after the pubs closed. Among our group was a Fijian bloke who I could reduce to uncontrollable laughter by singing this song — quite literally he sat down by the side of the path and rolled about gasping for breath. Where are you now Johnny Ram? I think of you and, that one warm Summer evening with great affection.

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                            Definitely not disgusted. A little surprised is all. Memories from skooldays for me.

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                              Get your hedge cut
                              Get your fuckin' hedge cut
                              Get your hedge cut
                              Get your fuckin' hedge cut
                              Stop analyzing Strava
                              Cut your hedge

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                                For about a week. I blame you people.

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                                  The Jacksons - "Can You Feel It". Amazon or somesuch are using the song in a campaign just now and it's stuck. Good record though.

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                                    Bad Religion - "Fertile Crescent"

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                                      Sunshine on Leith

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                                        "Return To Sender" - Elvis Presley.

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                                          Chris Evans played 'Rock the Casbah' this morning. So I've had that stuck in my head all day.

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                                            "Sideshow" - Blue Magic. Fine record indeed.

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                                              Ian Dury - Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 3

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                                                New Radicals - "You Get What You Give".

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                                                  Shining Bird's groovy Distant Dreaming.

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                                                    "Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding..."

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