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    No-one cares: India - England ODIs

    I see that they've started.

    #2
    No-one cares: India - England ODIs

    Yup, and because the BCCI are acting the cunt, we're being treated to the host commentary slagging Cook's captaincy, while rimming MS Dhoni's piles. Short memories, some people.

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      No-one cares: India - England ODIs

      No truer words spoken than those first 3 in the thread title.

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        #4
        No-one cares: India - England ODIs

        I care.

        This isn't going very well. But you gotta say Dhoni rules this particular arena.

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          #5
          No-one cares: India - England ODIs

          Cook fails again. 3 runs in 10 balls...

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            #6
            No-one cares: India - England ODIs

            So, we get a reasonable total, but can't bowl...

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              #7
              No-one cares: India - England ODIs

              Bloody Hell.

              A wide followed by a no ball in the penultimate over?

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                #8
                No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                Dhoni knows how to end a match.

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                  No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                  ursus arctos wrote:
                  Bloody Hell.

                  A wide followed by a no ball in the penultimate over?
                  It's as if he was playing for Pakistan...

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                    #10
                    No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                    Four wickets for eight runs. It's deja vu all over again.

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                      No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                      That was pathetic.

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                        #12
                        No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                        I was going to go for "abject", but "pathetic" will do.

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                          #13
                          No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                          Martin Johnson said that Keith Fletcher's job as England coach in India seemed to involve mostly having to decide between the words "pathetic" and "crap".

                          Free entry at the Pakistan-Sri Lanka match. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is about as lively as Gloucestershire playing a championship match at Bristol in May.

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                            #14
                            No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                            The collapse of the Dubai economy has to have had a serious negative impact on these matches. Quite a few of the people from the subcontinent who used to go have left due to the lack of work, while those that remain are terrified of taking a day off for cricket lest they lose their jobs.

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                              #15
                              No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                              And I wanted an excuse to moan about Twenty20. Did they get decent crowds before?

                              A spinner just took a wicket with a no-ball.

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                                No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                                My understanding is that they got decent crowds in Sharjah at the peak of the weekly (or at least it seemed like that) IndoPak ODIs, and that they also drew decent crowds in Dubai during the boom, but I don't have the stats to back that up.

                                India is the only country that I could see drawing more than risible crowds to a test match in Dubai right now, given that there remains a significant population of Indians who are still doing reasonably well.

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                                  #17
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                                  England could probably sell Dubai out, unless I've got the wrong impression of the Barmy Army.

                                  Michae Slater said that they played once in Sharjah where they needed drinks every 15 minutes.

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                                    #18
                                    No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                                    25,000 seats? Really?

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                                      #19
                                      No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                                      I was meaning the Barmy Army probably wouldn't be bothered with ethical considerations of going to Dubai.

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                                        #20
                                        No-one cares: India - England ODIs

                                        No, most of them probably wouldn't.

                                        My sister and five of my bestest friends were at the ODI in Mumbai on Sunday. They probably constituted the bulk of England's support - the Barmy Army are proper Test-match purists.

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