I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

[Reed John]

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

[Incandenza]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

They've already infiltrated basketball:

[Renart]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

The home team, Hunter-Kinard-Tyler, tried digging up the ant piles and pouring salt on them before the game was postponed.

Wow. Are fire ants new to that part of the world? That's about the stupidest possible method of dealing with them I can imagine. Angering them and then putting salt on them? The only thing the salt will do is kill the grass.

[WOM]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

Apparently the salt causes high blood pressure and hardening of the arteries. It's slow, but effective.

[Renart]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

Right, and it causes water retention, making the ants feel bloated and fat and thus too embarrassed to come out of their mounds and bite people!

[jason voorhees]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

I thought this was about the Cockroach Cowboy.