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[Wyatt Earp]

Saviour Love (Renee and Renato).
I'm INRI the Eighth I Am.
Anything by Dead or Alive.
Or Nine Inch Nails.

[Mumpo]

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Enjoy the Messiahlence

[G-Man]

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I'm INRI the Eighth I Am.

Brilliant.

[evilC]

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Anything by Chris Cross

Carcass should pwn this thread!

[evilC]

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I googled 'blasphemous band names'. Strangely, it wasn't very productive in the way I hoped it would be, but it did throw up this gem: practically a user's guide to Rock'n'Roll. Heh!

[Mumpo]

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Classic...

Frankie Goes to Hollywood: rebellion, songs about sex and sadomasochism, objectionable album art (Welcome to the Pleasure Dome), ruined Live Aid, homosexuality

[evilC]

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And if all they could come up with against Throbbing Grissle (sic) is 'promote Satanic ideologies', then they really haven't been doing their homework.

I also saw it written on another website that Kiss were evil because Gene Simmons stuck his tongue out all the time, which was "a major sin in the bible"! Is this right? ...The bit about it being a major sin, that is.

That list also says this:

Jimmy Page: "one of the leading occultists of the rock generation," owns occult bookstore, bought Aleister Crowley's former home and had it refurbished by a Satanic decorator.

Is this true? It's hysterical, if so! ...In a couple of ways.

[G-Man]

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Oh man, Cive, that site is brilliant. The entry on AC/DC had me laughing rather too loudly to maintain the appearance of actually working.

"Beatles: promote Communism in "Back in the USSR," sexually degenerate lyrics... "Why don't we do it in the road (1968)," rebellion, fornication, false religion (Catholicism and Eastern Mysticism). Lennon called Jesus a 'garlic eating fascist bastard.'"

Was that Jesús, his Guatemalan houseboy?

[G-Man]

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Oh, it's a piss-take, isn't it? Duh!

"School's Out" prevents mice from solving mazes.

[beak]

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Beach Boys: Brian Wilson said they were trying to create "witchcraft music" in 1966. One band member drowned when he fell drunk off a boat

hahaha.

[evilC]

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Pan Tau wrote:

Oh, it's a piss-take, isn't it? Duh!

"School's Out" prevents mice from solving mazes.

Yeah, I think it must be - unless people can 'contribute to it' as it goes along. I didn't get it at first, but after a while it seemed just too... 'Ned Flanders'.

I suspected something when I googled 'satanic decorator' and the only thing that came up was that very list ...albeit on another site called 'God Hates Goths'. (Jeez, everyone has got it in for Goths - God, chavs ...hey! Maybe Chavs are God's Stormtroopers, or something? Just a thought, like!)

[Bored Of Education]

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Um, why were you looking for a Satanic decorator?

Are you looking for a band name?

[G-Man]

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I'm confused. The rest of the site is equally demented, but not very funny. Except if it is a really clever wind-up.

[evilC]

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Bored Of The Dance wrote:

Um, why were you looking for a Satanic decorator?

Are you looking for a band name?

See the Jimmy Page entry I mentioned, upthread.

[Bored Of Education]

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Ah, I don't know that one but I know a devil-worshipping decorator, a pagan painter, an evil electician and a guy that installs Sky

[evilC]

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Bored Of The Dance wrote:

Ah, I don't know that one but I know a devil-worshipping decorator, a pagan painter, an evil electician and a guy that installs Sky

That last one - he is truly spreading evil.