Real Steel - Hugh Jackman takes Robot Wars to the next level by staging fights with remote control boxing robots.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon - is it a prequel? Neil Armstrong supposedly on the "dark" side of the moon (even though you can see a crescent earth in the bacground on the trailer) digs up some baddy robots in 1969, who doubtless go on to trash, what, LA or something.
Gulliver's Travels - well, "Travel", actually, as this re-working simply has Jack Black being typically fat and inept but only in Lilliput.
The Green Lantern - the trailer for this makes Iron Man look like Hamlet .
Battle: Los Angeles - At least they've taken off the trailer that Professor Stephen Hawking has predicted that big nasty aliens are about to come down and eat us all, when of course he said absolutely nothing of the sort. Still, big nasty aliens come down and eat us all, or something.
I am looking forward to Family Guy: It's a Trap, their Return of the Jedi spoof. But it doesn't look like any of the studios' big blockbusters are going to be troubling the Academy next year ...
Transformers: Dark of the Moon - is it a prequel? Neil Armstrong supposedly on the "dark" side of the moon (even though you can see a crescent earth in the bacground on the trailer) digs up some baddy robots in 1969, who doubtless go on to trash, what, LA or something.
Gulliver's Travels - well, "Travel", actually, as this re-working simply has Jack Black being typically fat and inept but only in Lilliput.
The Green Lantern - the trailer for this makes Iron Man look like Hamlet .
Battle: Los Angeles - At least they've taken off the trailer that Professor Stephen Hawking has predicted that big nasty aliens are about to come down and eat us all, when of course he said absolutely nothing of the sort. Still, big nasty aliens come down and eat us all, or something.
I am looking forward to Family Guy: It's a Trap, their Return of the Jedi spoof. But it doesn't look like any of the studios' big blockbusters are going to be troubling the Academy next year ...
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