the 2010 M&S xmas advert

[bovril]

has this annual anger-inducing intrusion into our lives reared its ugly fucking head yet?

[Twisted Sister]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

Yep..and it's fucking long.

[bovril]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

well if its only long then thats not too bad.

its when its long and shite and makes you shake with rage that i get upset

[Twisted Sister]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

..and really, really fucking shit. Peter Kay does some dancing in it. He does some back flips...but guess what? IT'S NOT HIM!!?!?!? ha ha ha..fucking hell.

[Levin]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

It's about as good as you'd expect any advert with Jamie Redknapp in it to be.

[bovril]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

oh fucking hell. peter kay and jamie redknapp?

are they trying to poison us through our eyes?

i have no tv at the moment - having lounge decorated. But i just know that in a couple of weeks time when its all finished, i will be sat down on my new sofa admiring my new room, gently sipping a cognac - my wife will put Coronation Street on and during the ad break Peter fucking Kay and Jamie silver bollocks Redknapp will step into my world and shit on it

[Twisted Sister]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

I also have no TV at the moment. I got a DVD stuck in it.

The M&S advert seems to be the main advert on 4OD.

[Guest]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

I keep geting the Co-op ad on 4od. and it is hateful.

[Sean of the Shed]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

If you think you are all suffering it, then spare a thought for my wife. She works in M & S, and they play the advert constantly in the store. The other summer she had to listen to that "I Wanna Marry A Lighthouse Keeper" song on endless loop for about four months solid.

[Twisted Sister]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

Has she started liking Lighthouse Keepers? She could sue M&S for causing her to have lustful thoughts towards Lighthouse Keepers.

[Guest]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

aye, twiggy would still get a game

[Sean of the Shed]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

Twisted Sister wrote:

Has she started liking Lighthouse Keepers? She could sue M&S for causing her to have lustful thoughts towards Lighthouse Keepers.

Lighthouses are controlled electronically now, so there are no lighthouse keepers any more. Britain's rockier coastal areas were over-run with maudlin women in M & S uniforms seeking a life partner by the end of that summer.

[Commodore]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

I actually like 'Lighthouse Keeper' as it does feature, very faintly, on the soundtrack for A Clockwork Orange. But any song played on a loop is bound to induce violence.

The Xmas ad merely reinforces the illusion that Peter Kay is funny. What next, M&S launching a range of Garlic Bread?

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

Peter Kay is funny, it's just he milks the same material dry until its teats are raw.

He's also a bit snidey as he took all the credit for Phoenix Nights when Dave Spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice contributed just as much as him.

[hobbes]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

I also have no TV at the moment. I got a DVD stuck in it.

Blimey. you must have thrown that really hard.

Peter Kay is funny

Peter Kay was funny.
the best description of him I heard was a fellow comedian saying "he's very good at remembering things."
Faint praise indeed.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

the 2010 M&S xmas advert

They've never been the same since they dropped claude makalele's saucy missus.