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    #51
    The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

    Eurovision is of course why Sky+ was invented. I mean, I need to watch that Belgian entry again to get my head round it. It also means i can fast forward some of the shitter ones. Or at least it would if the UK were in a semi-final.

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      #52
      The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

      Slovenia is just Eurodisco painting by numbers, with an out of tune singer. Shame... she looks fantastic.

      *although when she gets to belt it out, its a helluva lot better.

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        #53
        The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

        Yeah, definitely meat and potatoes stuff. Very forgettable.

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          #54
          The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

          If I were a sexist twat, its at this point I would be saying PHWOAR!

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            #55
            The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

            PHWOAR!

            Norway: Very tasteful, very bland

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              #56
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              I cant decide if that was rubbish or brilliant.

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                #57
                The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                am I watching Miss World?

                Nope, she did something with her mouth, and its Tori Spelling.

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                  #58
                  The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                  Poland: more of the same. Crushingly dull.

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                    #59
                    The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                    Jennifer Rush should sue.

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                      #60
                      The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                      The story so far:

                      Montenegro: Stefan Filipović - Zauvijek volim te: He looks like he's killed his family, and even has their final dying blood-covered handprints on his t-shirt. As for the song, it's a good start, he can sing, it's catchy, but he does have a Pop Idol feel about him.

                      Israel: Boaz - The Fire In Your Eyes: It's a bloke! It sounds like a woman. Looking like Jermain Defoe on a night out, reslendent in a silver waistcoat. Signposted key change is the highlight of something so phoned in and bland, France used it every year between 1981 and 2006. Written by Dana International.

                      Estonia: Kreisiraadio - Leto svet: Three ladies vigourously waving flags (Estonia, Serbia and for some reason Finland) give way to three really dodgy fourtysomethings clearly playing it for laughs. Would have been a little funnier if the scouse looking one had been a bit more in tune. Still, we have an accordion, three ladies trying to riverdance in hotpants. The bloke in red looks like Rick Astley. a posed acapella ending. The crowd voices their appreciation. At least I think 'BOOOO' is the Serbian equivalent of cheering. You'll notice I didn't mention the song. There's a reason for that. Still, better than Boaz. And one of them's a former MP.

                      Moldova: Geta Burlacu - A Century of Love: Does the world need an East European Sade? Especially one that carries a teddy bear, looks like Lorraine Kelly's rough sister and sings sounds slightly out of her range? No? Shame, because despite all that it's likeable.

                      San Marino: Miodio - Complice: I think this is Italy's way of entering without losing face. He looks like David Warner in Perfect Friday all dressed in black. She looks like the last thing in the world she wants to do is dance barefoot in a lilac flowing dress. Thems the breaks, I'm afraid. The songs finished already, and I can't think of a single thing to say about it, other than it was as dull as anything Eros Ramazotti ever produced.

                      Belgium: Ishtar - O Julissi: A made up language, and she's dressed like one of those campino sweets. Fuck knows how to describe this one. Okay, it's a folk song the lyrics are very basic and in a made up language, and the tune is exactly why lesser mortals laugh and point at Eurovision and the Belgians. KEY CHANGE! I love it. So do the crowd.

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                        #61
                        The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                        if you havent seen this, fucking hell.

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                          #62
                          The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                          excellent summation so far Phoebe.

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                            #63
                            The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                            Sterling work, Phoebs. Has it been a whole year?

                            Oh fucking hell it's that turkey.

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                              #64
                              The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                              Andorra are through.

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                                #65
                                The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                Andorra: see Slovenia.

                                Why has that woman got antennae? Is she supposed to be a ladybird?

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                                  #66
                                  The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                  she was getting the words beamed in by satellite.

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                                    #67
                                    The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                    I am willing to bet those wedding dresses get ripped off at some point.

                                    And so far these two couldnt hold a tune in a bucket (The Bosnian Jemini)

                                    *The music is a million times better than the singing... I will go further, what a fucking great tune!

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                                      #68
                                      The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                      They're doing it deliberately.

                                      "Wacky"

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                                        #69
                                        The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                        Ofra Haza will sue for this one.

                                        *actually, Shakira might, too.

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                                          #70
                                          The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                          Took a while to get going, but wasn't too bad in the end.

                                          They're still a pair of gits, though.

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                                            #71
                                            The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                            I have heard a million of these in gay clubs up and down the UK, and if I were pissed, I would really like this. I may listen again in another 20 minutes or so.

                                            That was... OK.

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                                              #72
                                              The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                              I prefer this Dutch one. They're going for the Turkish pop thing too, but pulling it off better because there's more of a tune there. Not too bad at all.

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                                                #73
                                                The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                                Netherlands (unfortunately): dont really have a KICK in the chorus... too one dimensional, although should get through.

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                                                  #74
                                                  The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                                  Finland: cross between Iron Maiden and Frankie Goes to Hollywood... not bad if you like this sort of thing (I do.)

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                                                    #75
                                                    The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

                                                    Ah, the Finns, bless 'em.

                                                    Surely they don't think they can pull off the same trick twice?

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