The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

I am going to cosy up tonight with a quilt (I have a bad cold) and possibly a brandy, and have a laugh, and see if there is any good stuff.

I avoided the previews (apart from the popbitch stuff) so that I have a (vaguely) open mind, although that may be taking things a tad too seriously.

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

The arena is bloody empty!

[David Agnew]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Why do they always pick presenters you want to kill before the first song?

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Bit yucky by Neil Morrissey there for Montenegro. They're out.

[Guest]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Can I vote Israel out now?

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

This kid has a decent voice, but Hebrew (if thats what it is) isnt particularly conducive to a good pop song

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

oh for fuck sake. And nice hair too.

[Guest]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Estonia: Don't eat the cake or we'll slit your throats.

Now there's girls in a sun, waving safe swimming flags and thrusting onions about.

Estonia to win!

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

did they just get booed off?

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

I quite liked that one... shame about the bear.

[Alderman Barnes]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Moldova: "moody" filler track on a Matt Bianco album

[Guest]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

It did sound like there was booing. Moldovan woman had a teddy bear, but as I don't speak the language I have no idea why.

There's now some small children in the cheapest looking leotards, it's... San Marino!

The main song is starting, it's Gareth Gates!

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

why dont you just kick her instead Alderman?

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

this San Marinan kid looks like a heroin addled Julian Casablancas.

[Guest]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Gareth Gates finishes by looking into Kate Bushes eyes and we all breath a sigh of relief.

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Its the 6th memberof Girls Aloud!

[Alderman Barnes]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Hey, this is Eurovision - you have to lower your standards - "moody filler on a Matt Bianco track" is almost a compliment.

[Guest]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Belgium are represented by a circus top wtih a bobbing head.

and the shittest song so far. I see wind instruments in the backgrounds, this aint going to get better.

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

I must concur Barndoorio, that was fucking appalling. It may well win.

[Guest]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

On the high note of someone agreeing with me on something, I'm off. I'd love to stay, but I have dinner waiting!

[Alderman Barnes]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Most pathetic trucker's gearshift ever, just before the end there, as well.

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

here comes the winner...

[Alderman Barnes]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

Well that's a spectacular start!

[Gerontophile]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

you should see the video!

[Alderman Barnes]

The annual 'Wogan Gets Pissed on Live TV' thread

I like that. Definitely there or thereabouts.