Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

[Guy Profumo]

The editor of one of the nation's leading regional newspapers spouts shite…

[WOM]

Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

Obviously I'm not familiar with their work, but what's your beef with that piece? It seems kinda sensible to me.

[EIM]

Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

It's hugely banal, more than wrong, I'd say.

[Guy Profumo]

Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

Worn Old Motorbike wrote:

Obviously I'm not familiar with their work, but what's your beef with that piece? It seems kinda sensible to me.

Despite my reservations, it's impossible to deny that there is huge interest in the story. Due to X Factor exposure, Cheryl Cole has replaced Princess Diana as the nation's sweetheart.

Head. Table.
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[WOM]

Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

Oh, that, yeah. I thought you meant the whole gist of keeping celeb gossip in perspective in a newspaper.

No, clearly Princess Diana's replacement was that chav lass who died last year and left the two kids. (Sorry I'm sketchy on the actual details.)

[Hofzinser]

Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

Blimey, Guy, you must walk around with your mouth permanently agape.

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

Wrongness of jaw-dropping proportions

Wow. That is a really odd, self-regarding nonsense of an article.

I hope that never made it into print. Luckily, there's an infinite amount of space online so you can fill it full of any old crap.